shifty and shady

me: its hail mary time

towers: *dont go off*

Girl at school: “Omg you have such cute things howwww do you afford it all?!”

PANTY RAID HAUL

I can’t believe I got a freakin naked palette and pbj palette wtf I’m blessed like. I went to Ultä and I saw that the palettes didn’t have a box on them, like every other palette did but these didn’t so you bet ur butt I put em in my bag lol.

Also when I went to VS I concealed about 10 pairs of underwear in my purse in the fitness section before I went into the dressing room just in case they counted, but they ended up not cause I had a bag. I put on literally 7 pairs of underwear and when I came out I was like “yea I rEALLY need to go to the bathroom, where can I go?” and the SA pointed and was like “lemme hold stuff” and I was like “ok I might be back” and she was chill then I sprinted out almost and ran to the bathroom lol.

I went to the mall early and there was literally like 2 SAs in Lüsh so I suggest going when the mall opens, I could have gotten more but my lifting partner wanted to leave.

I went to Zumīez and the lady was deadass so attentive wtf like she grabbed all my shit and went through every article of clothing looking to see if I double hanged, and when I came out she was like “lemme put that back for you” I was like “haha lemme keep looking” inside I was like fuck off. PS I was able to pull off the tags with my hands so that’s a plus.

When I went to H+M, there was no one monitoring the fitting rooms so I ran into one and cut off the tag, but someone almost walked in on me I was dead.

Y'all need money so here’s what ya gotta LIFT TO SELL AND GET PAID BBs:

What SELLS QUICK and for how much: 👙VS Pink Logo Waistband panties 2pack 15-$20 💄Naked Palette: $35-$40 👚VS Pink Sweatshirts: $40-$50 👜Micheal Kors purses: $200 👖Adidas Training pants (tiros): $20-$30 👟White Converse: $20-$30 👢ANY nice Chelsea boots: $30-$60

Additional Tips: 📷ALWAYS HAVE GOOD PICTURES (nice lighting, visually appealing, shows product in best way possible) 📠SPELLING AND GRAMMAR AND ✏️DESCRIPTIVE AND PROFESSIONAL TITLES 😃FRIENDLY DEMEANOR AND RESPONSIVENESS

Better than Sex mascara $15-$20

Maneater palette

TF Peanut Butter n Jelly palette $30

Naked Basics $20

“A health-conscious mom and daughter say they purchased an expensive vitamin product at a Toronto Shoppers Drug Mart, only to find the bottle filled with dry penne pasta.

Anna Bauer-Ross says she bought the bottle of Greens+ capsules on Tuesday from the Shoppers at Spadina Road and Dupont Street for a total of $50.81.

When her daughter got home and opened the bottle, which was sealed, it was filled with pasta.

“She thought it was a joke,” she recalled.

Bauer-Ross headed back to the Shoppers the next day with her receipt and says the manager offered a full refund, or exchange. She accepted an exchange under the condition that she could open the bottle in the store. When she did, she says it was also filled with pasta.

The flummoxed store manager then snatched a third bottle off the shelf and popped the cap, only to find more dried penne. A fourth bottle yielded a similar result.”