i deserve every pleasure & comfort on earth

I am obsessed with Anthropologie again :,) This was my first time lifting at & Other Stories! I’ve been lusting after this dress for a while☺️💕 I wish I could have gotten more, but I was more testing the security of the store than anything else😋

💗Anthropologie💗

• Rose quartz face roller - £21.00

• Opal face roller - £21.00

• Beaded heart purse - £20.00

• Beaded velvet Leo purse - £26.00

• Embellished pearl earrings - £34.00

• Shining star hoop earrings - £38.00

• Blue druzy earrings - £34.00

• Sparkle drop earrings - £34.00

• Embellished leaf gold headband - £34.00

• Moon and stars blue velvet headband - £34.00

• Jewelled-bee striped headband - £32.00

• Rainbow-jewelled headband - £38.00

• Quartier black and berry dress - £128.00

• Lorelai black ruffle dress - £98.00

💗Paperchase💗

• Black velvet bug notebook - £14.00

💗Zara💗

• White ruffle black velvet dress - £49.95

• Contrast black lace dress - £49.95

💗& Other Stories💗

went lifting with my girlfriend @theliftingbitch <333 her haul is bigger check it out

Apple store:

Air/Pods (not pictures): $150

Belkin double charger thing: $40

M/ac:

Fix+ mini: $12

U/rba/n Ou/tfitter/s:

Heart mirror: $12

Sunglasses: $16 Lip balm (not pictured): $8

Am/eric/an eag/le:

White headband: $12

Se/pho/ra:

Velour Lashes: $26

Unicorn essence: $54

Ur/ban de/cay glitter eyeliner: $20

Na/rs concealer: $30

MUF pencils (x2): $18 each ($36 total)

Fenty flyliner: $22

Lancome makeup remover: $30

TOTAL: $468

here u go

take shit into the dressing room, remove thy wig, SHOVE PANTIES UNDER YOUR WIG CAP, putcha wig back on, walk out 

So I decided to post this here in the main shoplifting tag as I felt it didn’t give anything away but some useful ass tips, and yall mofos should follow my private blog for more tips like this cause I ain’t posting any more here lol. 

Also it’s all messed up in the tag, just saw that. Sorry. It’s all organized and cute on my blog thingy.

So I named this an uncute tag simply because it’s not cute. I’ve been doing just fine without these special extra tools or tricks and haven’t been caught yet. Some things aren’t for everyone. I’ll list what will get you caught/addicted.

Magnet’s/Hooks: These nifty little tools are great for people who sell shoplifted goods for a living however these can get you in a  LOAD of shit.

For example:

I personally would never consider purchasing a magnet/hook, as this can lead to addictive behavior. Remember that shoplifting and all of this is a CRIME. It is not a job or hobby. IT’S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING THEM, I JUST WOULDN’T GET THEM, THATS ALL.

Being caught and having these on you will change your petty crime charges into something wayyyyy more serious. You can go from a fine to actual real real jail time.

You get stuck to metal objects. Now a good friend of mine on here told me about how she would get stuck to displays  when she had her magnets on her. Suspicious or nah?

They’re very loud, if you’re in a quiet store the only thing employee’s will hear is the sound of you detaching tags. no good.

BEING LOUD AND ABOUT: Have you just known someone who was loud about everything? Will in the world of being a criminal, being loud and just plain out there can ruin your life. Literally. You want to be so quiet and out of view that they forgot you ever came in the store.

Ways to ruin your stealth:

Dropping Items. Like this is actually really bad, don’t do this, keep steady hands.

Talking to EVERY employee. It’s okay to talk to one at the MOST. But don’t talk to every employee because they’ll just be on your back trying to continue a conversation with you.

Being and look awkward. This means being clumsy, and fidgeting, it’s really hard to conceal while fidgeting, i’ll tell you one thing.

Having a HUGE bag. Nothing more suspicious. Like you’ll knock things down and look awkward and causing you to speak to employee’s and you’ll be breaking all the rules listed here, lol.

Having BAD partners: It’s one thing to shoplift, but to shoplift with a bad partner is asking to be thrown in the slammer.

Effects of having a bad partner and how it Affects you:

They get caught, you get caught. Rather they snitch or you to are close together.

They’re obvious. From the moment they walk in they’re suspicious.

They’re loud and about. Always in the view, can’t shut up and act so proud.

They’re clueless. ”Are you going to steal that?!” Bad partner asks while lp is already prepared to tackle you.

They act like children. Following behind you, always asking what to do, chickening out.

 Will sell you out. They will cry, beg and plead to lp that you kidnapped them and made them shoplift.

Shoplifting EVERY DAY: This is a complete no no. I shouldn’t have to explain why.

What it will do to you and your well being:

It will become addictive. It will, no doubt about it. You’ll want to shoplift everyday, want to shoplift bigger things and get sloppy while at it.

You’ll become an even bigger cheap-stake. You’ll cry over paying for that 1$ bottle of soda because you could have stuffed it in your butthole, oooo nooo.

You’ll become recognized. The cameras will see you more often, entering the store and not buying a single thing if not shoplifting their store. They’ll start to wonder why certain items you picked up went missing and you’ll be the suspect. Next time you come in, BAM, RIGHT IN SLAMMER.

You’ll get lazy.I mentioned this but you will. You’ll want every thing to just come without a price and slip and then BAM, RIGHT IN THE SLAMMER.

You’ll get caught. You will, you didn’t listen to this beautiful post, and did all the things I said not to do and now look at you. In da slammer ye go.