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I love the idea that Mark of "Rocky hates Mark" fame is Mark Watney because Mark Watney would be distraught to learn that there is intelligent alien life out there... but the first one we made contact with hates him, specifically.

god I've never really found ryan gosling that hot but those dinky little slutty wire frame glasses and stupid science pun shirts wrapped tight around his biceps did it for me

one thing i have learned from The Martian is that when things go wrong its ok if you need to freak out and panic and cry and get angry about it but after that you gotta lock in or you die. like you will make it but you have to keep going. you’re gonna make it but you have to keep on going.

one thing i have learned from The Martian is that when things go wrong its ok if you need to freak out and panic and cry and get angry about it but after that you gotta lock in or you die. like you will make it but you have to keep going. you’re gonna make it but you have to keep on going.

one thing i have learned from The Martian is that when things go wrong its ok if you need to freak out and panic and cry and get angry about it but after that you gotta lock in or you die. like you will make it but you have to keep going. you’re gonna make it but you have to keep on going.

“Thanks Obama,” I say, as I see Kutner lying dead on the floor.

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

kutner was too strong and amazing and precious and smart and funny of a character they had to eliminate him

hate this bullshit fucking narrative that the rb second drivers are performing badly because max set the bar "too high." "this is what being max's teammate does to you" NO this is what being in a car specifically designed around your teammate's unconventional driving style does to you. it's happened too many times for it to be a coincidence and you guys need to fucking realize that before going online and bullying drivers. everyone with a brain knows the car is the fault, even fucking redbull. commentators keep saying it's the car not the driver. fuck, max himself said it was the car not the driver. some of you sound like idiots making fun of drivers underperforming for reasons out of their control just to boost you and your driver's ego. grow up.

if marko and horner got their heads out of their asses they would realise they need to keep drivers that contribute to development long enough to ACTUALLY DEVELOP