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underrated part of deadpool and wolverine is when logan asks if wade has ever been tested for adhd. because yeah.

I saw the tv glow is Plato’s allegory of the cave but make it trans

working on some vincerody fanfiction.. and theyre both girls… if anybody cares

vince should've pulled a reze on rody I think (kissed him and bit his tounge off in the process)

me at my cannibalistic boss with homoerotic undertones biting my ear off: haha damn chef I didn't think we were cool like that

haha cool metaphor that the guy who's obsessed with serving himself to others, metaphorically cutting off bits of his life to please the person he loves, ends up prey for a cannibal. toxic yaoi at its finest i guess

my bf just told me to shut up

kill him

he made the worst grilled cheese

french execution

my bf just told me to shut up

kill him

disclaimer before i get blocked i am joking pls 🙏🏾

canceling tf out of u rn

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

They're called garlic and onions