fuck the rest of them, fuck em all but us

my ideal partner is someone who understands and is also in favor of sleeping in separate rooms sometimes… like we know we love each other so so so much but also. that’s something that has to happen. some nights, i wanna cuddle and other nights i really really don’t. come find me in the morning boo

I feel like a virgin when I search up “x Reader” with a new character I like

So when Abbot tells a patient with an American flag sticking out of his chest without enough pain meds to "shut his fucking mouth" it's funny, but when my girl Santos privately calls a patient stupid for taking an absurd amount of turmeric supplements, she's an evil, unempathetic, monster? Ok.

will die on this hill. the dad best friend fanfics that go into detail about how they have known you since your were 4 are disgusting and borderline disturbing. like your talking about having sex with a girl you literally watched grow up. ew. it’s creepy. like… no.