Like, y'know... nyah.

any gay couple holding hands in public who caught me staring at you: i’m not homophobic, i’m gay and jealous

I need him to cleanse my sins

Perfect magnets

Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

Komaeda Nagito » Super High-School Level Good Luck Despair

team "I'll explain jokes if you ask because leaving people out on a joke isn't funny and you're not elite for understanding it without additional explanation"

And she is very proud of them!

OMFG

don’t underestimate the extremity of my procrastination. i was once so desperate to put off learning sinusoids that i sewed a replica of the basilica of san vitale.

Please stop reblogging this my family is dying

Quiet kids are usually that way because either no one listens, or there is always someone more dominant speaking wise in their group that always talks over them and then they give up. Some quiet kids are starved for attention and really really want to talk, but don’t always get the chance to

Everyone who reblogged this are good people. Bless you, this made me happy to read

As a teacher I can definitely definitely confirm this it’s kind of really sad tbh