Why did I wish for this adventure?

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

Why dose it look like she’s trying to pick her character class

I am, and I picked bard

this is some thomas sanders shit right here

Lmaooo no it’s not, this is some Naruto uzumaki shit, Thomas Sandwich could never

thomas sandwich could never

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

I’m sorry the French call it what

everyone always talks about zuko’s (admittedly perfect) character arc but no one ever talks about the slow-burn, three-season-long devolution of Azula from the “perfect child,” “dad’s favorite,” “badass in charge” who is given way too much to handle and is mature past her years to an insecure, neglected, hurting, unhinged child who desperately, in her last few minutes of clarity, just wants her mom

Cinnamon rolls can fuck off

french toast duh why ruin a perfectly good Bread

Synonym Rolls tf? Just sprinkle some cinnamon sugar on French Toast and it’s the same thing lmao

Cinnamon rolls can go

Fuck pancakes

rip gaypril of 20gayteen but welcome to the best of months: gay

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a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

an orchestra

He did great.

A good job

Talented