ghoulie

That's enough being horny for today I think

*Helps you take down the decorations and puts the folding chairs away*

thank you

normalize being deeply average and being mediocre at everything <3

i love being inside of someones car while they are pumping gas feel so cute being there yessss sitting

in the evil world beanie babies would be called meanie babies

i love that i can just start off sentences with phrases like “in the evil world” and not elaborate at all, because people just get what i mean. like yeah yeah, the evil world, we all know it. the world thats just like ours but evil. we’re all familiar. 

when Taylor swift breaks her silence about this private jet thing I bet she’s going to say “people are only mad bc I’m a WOMAN. If a MAN had the most CO2 emissions no one would care” like I have never been more certain of something in my life. If she doesn’t say this she’s for sure thinking it

The fact that the dead version is in kid's books and cartoons is the saddest part; they're endearing children to basically a different, fictionalized animal and telling them that's how it really looks. It was declared "world's ugliest animal" based on a busted up corpse :(