letters from barovia

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

oh my godddd can an age of shadow and ceaseless gnawing fall upon the land already

you wanna trade places? Barovia has the ideal conditions

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

CoS DMs are like "oh, did I tell you about what Strahd got up to in my game?" "nice, in mine he did it this way." And it sounds like there's just one Strahd who walks from one campaign to another, getting killed over and over.

you reblog with such dark charisma....

This whole blog is a bit. I’m not even real actually.

may i suggest the deluded dismount his high horse and sit on a wooden stake instead

All my posts are based off true events except the ones that aren’t

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

fangs in your neck friday. If anyone still cares at all

demonic birds are attacking & all our heroes are like cartographers and chefs instead of death knights or pyromancers we are fucked

we dont even have 1 beastmaster but if you need a toymaker you are in fucking luck

the puppets saved the day

Let it be known that my cool, emotionally distant lone-wolf personality quirk has yielded no benefit whatsoever to my social prospects

skill issue

It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or even dead. I just simply don't care.

then why say it

I speak as I breathe: passively and without active thought.

clearly

Activating manual-thought mode. Hey go fuck yourself.