YOLO

Only because I get payed to.

Ooh, so hostile. And to think I was considering buying you booze. Not anymore, little girl.

Fire you? I think you’ve been fired enough for one movie. Like Scarlett O’Hara said, “I’ll never be fired again!” Or something like that.

I think I have too, I'm so glad you agree. I don't think that's exactly what she said, but frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

That’s an amazing reason to be a bird, to be honest. Did you say that to his face? I looked it up on Google and the closest place is twenty minutes away. So you down?

Isn't it? Nah, I don't feel like getting fired again, but I've got it as ammunition if I ever do. Twenty minutes away? Can we leave right now? We probably have to book it in advance, I hate waiting. But yeah, I'm down. Or up, then down. Story of my life. Am I talking too much?

You should be able to at least get a general idea of a southern’s person’s birth state from how thick they’re accident is.

...Yeah, maybe, but not really, at all. Where are you from actually?

Y’know, for the longest time I hated the idea of sky diving for the reason of why jump out of a fully functioning plane? But just up until recently I’ve had this urge to. So hey, who’s with me? Who wants to go skydiving?

YES let's do it! I was just saying yesterday that I wished I were a bird. Mostly so I could shit on Marcus's hair, but flying is also a good perk, and falling with style out of an airplane is the next best thing. Where do we find a plane to jump out of?

I’m so close to home; I can taste it. Only ‘bout a three hour drive.

I thought you were from here... all southern accents sound the same to me, I think.

Food and music are the only things that matter on Earth. ...And this movie, also this movie, don't fire me please.

Ah yeah, real funny Dorian you’re hilarious.

I am hilarious, and you love me so much, don't even lie.

Sometimes being the youngest is like the worst thing ever…

Sometimes I laugh because you're younger than the girl who's playing my character's 15 year old sister.

Spongebob, dude! You’re seriously hurting my soul here. Fine, I guess I’ll accept this false friendship of ours. Childhood 2.0 on full go. I’ll make it a good one for ya. You’re lucky you got the make up crew to make you look gorgeous, I’ll just stay behind and look like the undead. I usually look like that anyway, so it’s nothing new. Man, red over blue any day. Anyway, you’ll look like a smurf. Maybe I should start calling Smurfette from now on. Pretty okay doesn’t sound that okay, but I’m not going to push it. I’m just glad you’re back. I guess I missed you, I dunno. Me? I’ve been fine. Y’know, chilling.

Right! Spongebob. Yes. I've totally seen more than three episodes of that. Our friendship is real, okay, even if my knowledge of kids' shows is not. Well, although the undead is a pretty badass and on-trend thing to look like, I don't think I've ever seen you look bad. Ever. So. Why am I the girl smurf? You're so mean to me, Pepper. I'm glad I'm back too. I probably missed you a little maybe, whatever. Chilling, huh? You're so lame.

Congrats, you’ll get a gold star for being a good noodle. If you don’t get that reference I’m sorry but we can’t be friends. I’m starting to think you didn’t have much of a childhood, doorknob. Lets do it. We’re making a list right now and we’re watching all of them. I don’t care if we have to stay up all night. Popcorn and icees. A giant red icee. Aw man, that sounds so good right about now. Yeah… I thought I heard something about that. I mean—How are you feeling now? You’re cool, right?

...I'm going to pretend to get the reference just so I can be your friend. Nah, I didn't really, but we're making up for it now, right? Childhood 2.0. Staying up all night sounds like the best part. The makeup crew can fix my face in the morning so I look alive. Yes, we are finding icees. I need a blue one though, I need my tongue and teeth and lips to be blue. Yeah, it's all good now. Temporary insanity. I got my job back and my brain back and everything's pretty okay. How've you been?

Good. That was a test and you passed. I was making sure you remembered the promise you made saying you’d watch it with me. That and also How to Train Your Dragon. Rain and movies? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me. Alright, count me in. Uh, now I could be wrong, but I’m sensing you and Marcus have got some tension going on? Care to share?

 I passed a test? This is a first for me, I think. I wouldn't watch it without you, don't worry. I haven't seen Aristocats either. Or Robin Hood. Should we make a list? We'll have a marathon. Rain and movies and popcorn, we need popcorn. Yeah, I mean, there was that one time I went crazy and tried to fight him and he fired me, but it's no big deal. It was my fault, but he's still a douchecanoe.

Really? I’m just in actual shock that you’ve seen The Princess and the Frog. I thought you were gonna do a Hercules on me. Which, by the way, have you seen it yet? Or are you still procrastinating on that? Seriously? Out of all the animals in the world, why a bird? 

Right? It came out pretty recently though, I went to the premiere I think. 'Course I haven't seen it yet, I've been waiting for you. We'll watch it in New Orleans, it's supposed to rain all week so we can stay in with a movie. Why not a bird? You don't want to fly? Plus, I could shit on Marcus's stupid hair, so I see no downside.

The only thing I know about New Orleans is what I learned by watching The Princess and the Frog. 

I was going to laugh at you, but... same. Also American Horror Story. So basically we're all going to be caught in voodoo magic and probably die or be turned into animals. I hope I get turned into a bird.