I finally came out to my family that I identify as a door.
They didn't take it very wall.
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I finally came out to my family that I identify as a door.
They didn't take it very wall.

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Teeth are weird.
In any other circumstances, bone protruding out of flesh is a bad thing.
If, and when, I leave this mortal plane,
Please make sure that Gunther never finds out about Randy. I'm not sure what it would do to him. But if you wish to find out, well, who am I to stop you? I'm dead.
Excuse me while I play Jetpack Joyride for the forty-fifth time today
And win.
So my friend just compared me to a soccer mom.
I said nooooooo I'm not a Karen!
She said don't worry, you're the good kind.
???
There's a good KAREN????

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Is there a difference between bisexual and half gay?
I ask because my friend had this encounter with someone on the internet where this person said that they were half gay.
So my friend said, so you're bi?
And they said, no, I'm half gay.
And my friend said, so you're bi.
And they said, no, I'm half gay.
So I just want to know what the difference is from this person's perspective, if there is one.
Before you ask,
Yes, I have a cheap package of bird suet with a child's soul locked inside.
No, he's not dead.
And yes, he's perfectly content.
Also, his name is Gunther.
Hey it's me
Lightning McQueen
Here to
Uh
Ruin your
Lawn-mowing business
The meaning of life is not money.
The meaning of everything is money.
And I hate it.
No, I will not buy dogecoin.
I know of a guy who spent fifty dollars on dogecoin and only recieved ten dollars back and he could have
Like
Bought a big ole chocolate bar or something
And he was going to pay off his mortgage with that money but instead he bought dogecoin and he couldn't pay his mortgage and his wife and kids were mad at him because they got kicked out of their house and they left him and now he is all alone and sad and has ten dollars of dogecoin
Or something like that.
I don't... really know how money works... or mortgages... or... life...

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I have the insatiable urge to pluck all of my eyebrow hairs and superglue them to the insides of my index fingers along the area where those fingers and my middle fingers touch so that no one will be able to know exactly what my facial expressions are unless I hold those fingers above my eyes and explicitly show them my emotions