Life is easier when you're the one making jokes

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

#MyPinchedNerve. It’s MINE

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane