just funnies

My name is Jade Labubu and I have 3D naturals

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

When the breakdown hits

I miss pjackks jellybean era

I miss da era where u passed out in bath tub cuz u sneezed to hard and fell your ass right on the holiday dinnerfish and it got scared and jumped in the toilet and swam down da drain

You promised not to tell anyone about that

am i fucking crazy or does it say Overwatch at 0:30

This video drives me crazy because like 90% of the notes ignore the overwatch part. This shit is biblical does nobady care

jesse we need to cock

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows