*Snortle snortle*

Torture me all you want, bastard. Nothing you can do to undigest your rabbit!

GOD DAMMIT JACKSON YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED

Hey idiot, I'm not- wait- WAIT YOU GUYS GET REAL NAMES?! They only gave me a fucking number! Nobody told me you guys got to have names! What is this bullshit?!

Oh I thought I saw some of the other guys calling you jackson.

Torture me all you want, bastard. Nothing you can do to undigest your rabbit!

GOD DAMMIT JACKSON YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED

if you put it in the work fridge it becomes communal.

ooouughh im so hungry for giant 98¢ pretzel. ouugh im so hungry for giant pretzel that was 98¢.

so that's where my human taint sandwich went

who the fuck hired you.

I was a DEI hire

if you put it in the work fridge it becomes communal.

ooouughh im so hungry for giant 98¢ pretzel. ouugh im so hungry for giant pretzel that was 98¢.

so that's where my human taint sandwich went

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

If demons are real, then maybe bisexuals are too

Demons are, bisexuals aren't

There you go again! spouting this nonsense....this is exactly why we need couples therapy.

Pretty sure you're not married

Oh boy sticky footy time

go back to the testing chamber. we've put a pumpkin filled with raw beef in there, for your enrichment.

YAY RAW BEEF PUMKIN

Oh boy sticky footy time

you're right. you're DATING HIM

I do not know this man.

exactly... you don't even know you're dating him

I'd rather date a demon from Hell than this dude. Or any other human for that matter.

Not a chance.

you're right. you're DATING HIM

I do not know this man.

exactly... you don't even know you're dating him

I'd rather date a demon from Hell than this dude. Or any other human for that matter.

It feels more socially acceptable to joke about killing people as an imp

For me, It wasn't portas exactly, but it was teleportation of some sort. You know how spacetime is said to be like a piece of paper, And to make a wormhole, you punch a hole in it and fold time and space? Well the world outside of ours is hell itself.

I'm not even going to think about the religious implications of that and just write down your statement if that's cool with you...

Oh, I'm Areligious. Not atheist, I've met and killed a few gods, but none of them give a shit about humanity...

Gods. Can. Die. To. Guns?!

.... would you be willing to tradesies the sword for my portal gun for a day...? >:3

How does one get in possesion of a cool sword?

Go to hell

Don't do that.

Sorry, can't stop me.

Please come to hell please please please I promise I won't rip your face off and eat it

When my imps don't behave I make they have som 24 hour blinding stew to remind them to be good

This is true, I actually kinda like it