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@imp-9482838
Big throbbing 15 inch long hell baron on imp dom daddy leash and col-
WAIT FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK DAVOTH DAMNIT THIS ISNT GOOGLE!!!

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*Flashing blue as the doomguys fist slowly come closer to me. We're falling off a cliff, hurdling down towards a river of blood. A massive firey explosion follows us as the world comes to a crawl, slowing down as my head turns towards the camera, just as the slayer's fists come ever closer to tearing me to pieces*
Oh, hi! You're PROBABLY wondering how I GOT HERE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEUUEEUUGGGGGGGHHHHGG!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAEAAEAEEAAAAEEUUHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
THIS IS THE LAST WARNING: STOP BREAKING INTO THE CULTIST BASE, THERE IS NO HRT HIDING INSIDE.
I've checked.
Some DIPFUCK keeps fucking SPAWNING ME HERE!! You think I wanna be in the GODAMN MIDDLE OF THIS TUNDRA?!?!
At this point, one cannot be too sure who is here by their own will and who gets getting put here for no reason. I've seen WHIPLASHES crawling around here - A SNAKE THAT WOULD FREEZE HERE PROBABLY MIND YOU. YOU CANNOT BLAME ME FOR WARNING EVERYONE AT THIS POINT.
Besides, as much as it absolutely sucks, there's a security protocol I have to roll with. I will get you an Archvile to send you back.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEUUEEUUGGGGGGGHHHHGG!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAEAAEAEEAAAAEEUUHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
THIS IS THE LAST WARNING: STOP BREAKING INTO THE CULTIST BASE, THERE IS NO HRT HIDING INSIDE.
I've checked.
Some DIPFUCK keeps fucking SPAWNING ME HERE!! You think I wanna be in the GODAMN MIDDLE OF THIS TUNDRA?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEUUEEUUGGGGGGGHHHHGG!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAEAAEAEEAAAAEEUUHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

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what the fuck does a man have to do to get some cotton candy faygo around here.
Well whats a DEMON gotta do to get some HRT around here?! I went SIX FUCKING SUMMORS AND 3 ARCHVILES!! yet it seems that NOBODY, not one single WRETCHED SOUL down here can find me some FUCKING ESTROGEN!! I just want some SELF IMAGE AFFIRMING CARE!! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK!? What good is a Davoth damned science lab if nowhere in the ENTIRE UAC FACILITY is there a lick of that sweet sweet GENDER JUICE?!??
i'm sorry i took it all. yeah i just needed all the gender. it's all my fault, so sorry imp 9482838.
This has to be the WORST thing that YOU have ever done! AAAAHAHGGGGGHHGHGAAHHGHHGGGG!!
Very excited to announce that me and a bunch of other HELL DEMONS will be interviewed on the Joe Rogan PODCAST next week!! According to their PR TEAM they need to bring on some less problematic guests to bring back their CENTRIST LISTENERS!!
I got kicked of that BASTARD'S PODCAST!! He was fine me talking about eating bunnies and murdering women for fun, but he got really mad about the fact that I SIPHON THE ESTROGEN from the women I MURDER to help me deal with my DISMORPHIA! He says estrogen will give me TURBO MEGA CANCER!!
Anyways right now he's talking to GARY THE HELL BARON about how he enjoys STOMPING on pre schoolers!! Be sure to tune in!!
Very excited to announce that me and a bunch of other HELL DEMONS will be interviewed on the Joe Rogan PODCAST next week!! According to their PR TEAM they need to bring on some less problematic guests to bring back their CENTRIST LISTENERS!!
what the fuck does a man have to do to get some cotton candy faygo around here.
Well whats a DEMON gotta do to get some HRT around here?! I went SIX FUCKING SUMMORS AND 3 ARCHVILES!! yet it seems that NOBODY, not one single WRETCHED SOUL down here can find me some FUCKING ESTROGEN!! I just want some SELF IMAGE AFFIRMING CARE!! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK!? What good is a Davoth damned science lab if nowhere in the ENTIRE UAC FACILITY is there a lick of that sweet sweet GENDER JUICE?!??
doomguy we need your help.
i am fairly certain now that tumblr is run by demons.
sigh
GODDAMNIT! This fucking bastard is ONTO US!! Which one of your assholes SNITCHED, hm?! Who are you anon??!! When I find you, I swear to Davoth I'LL EAT YOUR WINDPIPE WITH A SIDE OF CAVIAR AND A GLASS OF FINELY AGED CHARDONNAY!!

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I wonder what would happen if I gave in to the impulsive thoughts and just ate cardboard.
It can't make you any dumber! That's for damn sure! Hejhejehjhejehej!!
Who invited you, huh? Get your ass outta here before I shoot your face off.
you can beat demons and satan, but can you beat crippling anxiety and depression?
What?! Preposterous!
You're the motherfucking DOOM SLAYER! You're the greatest warrior the realms have ever known! Living nightmare of every demon who dare step foot outside of hell!
You can conquer any for, mental or otherwise, who blocks your path! This anxiety is ludicrous! Nothing can hurt your, there's no obstacle you can't overcome!
Now get up, puff out your chest, and tell yourself that nothing can keep you down! That there's no obstacle that can stand in your path! Because you're the god damned DOOM GUY!
And I need you to kill that mother-fucking HELL BARON who owes me 20 bucks! I can't get anyone else to do it!!
I'm sparing that Baron just because you said that
FUCK!! Nevermind what I just said. You fucking suck!
you can beat demons and satan, but can you beat crippling anxiety and depression?
What?! Preposterous!
You're the motherfucking DOOM SLAYER! You're the greatest warrior the realms have ever known! Living nightmare of every demon who dare step foot outside of hell!
You can conquer any for, mental or otherwise, who blocks your path! This anxiety is ludicrous! Nothing can hurt your, there's no obstacle you can't overcome!
Now get up, puff out your chest, and tell yourself that nothing can keep you down! That there's no obstacle that can stand in your path! Because you're the god damned DOOM GUY!
And I need you to kill that mother-fucking HELL BARON who owes me 20 bucks! I can't get anyone else to do it!!
*Stumbling out of a bar flashing bright blue, headed down the streets and holding my forehead*
Ooo....ooohh wo-hooo wow.... I think I... I might'a had... Oooooone too many... I... I really gotta watch it...w-with the alcohol....
*the flashing blue light around me slowly starts to turn orange*
Huh.... Wah?.. oh... O-oh no....
RIPANDTEARRIPANDTEARRIPANDTEAR
I JUST WANTED SOME FUCKING FIREBALL CINNAMON WHIS- AAAHHHGGG-
*Stumbling out of a bar flashing bright blue, headed down the streets and holding my forehead*
Ooo....ooohh wo-hooo wow.... I think I... I might'a had... Oooooone too many... I... I really gotta watch it...w-with the alcohol....
*the flashing blue light around me slowly starts to turn orange*
Huh.... Wah?.. oh... O-oh no....
RIPANDTEARRIPANDTEARRIPANDTEAR

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*Stumbling out of a bar flashing bright blue, headed down the streets and holding my forehead*
Ooo....ooohh wo-hooo wow.... I think I... I might'a had... Oooooone too many... I... I really gotta watch it...w-with the alcohol....
*the flashing blue light around me slowly starts to turn orange*
Huh.... Wah?.. oh... O-oh no....
Hey doomguy
Daisy is dead
I ate your rabbit for gains
Her ass tasted like carrots
listen here imp #9482838, I will find you, and I WILL make you feel pain the likes no being has ever felt before.
Torture me all you want, bastard. Nothing you can do to undigest your rabbit!
GOD DAMMIT JACKSON YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED
I'M GONNA FUCKING GET BOTH OF YOU
What? Just like I got your motherfucking rabbit, asswipe? You'll never get your greasy mits on me you big pussy! Hejhejehjhejehej!!
AAAAAAAAAAAA