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doomguy-offical

BAHAHAHAHAHA

HIS ASS LIKES JAKE FROM STATE FARM

doomguy-offical

Jake rejected him lmaooo

samuel-hayden

i can't even have anything can i

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doomguy-offical

slayer its pride month you know what that means

do you want me to kill like gay demons or something?

samuel-hayden

no the straight ones. and maybe give me a little kissy kiss?

#tw: homosexuality #Oh You Think I Wouldn't Be Back On My Bullshit?#Wrong

aperturehrdept-official

{ How many unethical science companies are even on the site at this point? 4? 7? }

{ I’m only counting four m’self but it seems like some of the others have influence here.. }

{ @black-mesa-hr-official being here is natural, seeing as Aperture is, but @ask-alterra-corp and @uac-pacific-official is a bit strange.. }

{ Hopefully nobody else shows up. there’s enough bickering going on between us and black mesa, and introducing more rival company duos would only make things worse.. }

uac-pacific-official

Thankfully, the only other entity that could rival UAC would be the ARC, which we work with regularly to keep the BFG-10K active and the global defence system functional, and to co-operate with as orders from our mutual leader, @samuel-hayden .

Defending earth against demons must require a cooperative approach. We are not associated with the demonic corruption the Mars branch experienced, and we are glad to report that the hell priest responsible has been executed and no longer has control over our sister facilities.

samuel-hayden

the demons are real and i make them do little dances for my amusement

crocketpopper45

im so tired and im still in pain!!! sammy, oh wherever you are....i feel your pain .....

samuel-hayden

let's be bed-bound and in chronic pain together

uac-pacific-official

Samuel Hayden, sir, there is a body you can use. Our sister facility at UAC Atlanta would be glad to welcome you home.

samuel-hayden

you cant make me do anything. i cant even make me do anything. bring me a pastrami sandwich.

crocketpopper45

im so tired and im still in pain!!! sammy, oh wherever you are....i feel your pain .....

samuel-hayden

let's be bed-bound and in chronic pain together

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happy pride month. im actually gay so give me your money

#samuel hayden #doom 2016 #doom

The Slayer is secretly a power bottom. Thank him for working so hard and call him a Good Boy.

im not calling him a "good boy" he broke my shit. more than twice. i don't care if he takes it up the ass

#doom #doom 2016 #samuel hayden #asks

I shouldn't be asking this considering the data breach is supposed to stay a secret... but why are there scriptures on your private devices written purely in Maykr language?

@mecharauder-official

oh thats just my ancient maykr erotica. it's mostly about doomguy

#doom #doom 2016 #samuel hayden

Dr hayden what is your doctorate based in

fucking bitches frat boy style

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what if the world was made out of super gore nest

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samuel-hayden

I have ultimately decided, I am going to kill one guy in particular.

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@redsargentgeneralsolly

You.

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I have ultimately decided, I am going to kill one guy in particular.

#doom #doom 2016 #samuel hayden

oo im so sleepy

samuel-hayden

what the fuck does a man have to do to get some cotton candy faygo around here.

imp-9482838

Well whats a DEMON gotta do to get some HRT around here?! I went SIX FUCKING SUMMORS AND 3 ARCHVILES!! yet it seems that NOBODY, not one single WRETCHED SOUL down here can find me some FUCKING ESTROGEN!! I just want some SELF IMAGE AFFIRMING CARE!! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK!? What good is a Davoth damned science lab if nowhere in the ENTIRE UAC FACILITY is there a lick of that sweet sweet GENDER JUICE?!??

samuel-hayden

i'm sorry i took it all. yeah i just needed all the gender. it's all my fault, so sorry imp 9482838.

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Slowly and subtlety aims BFG 10000 at texas

can you avoid the waffle house please

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Don't shoot I'm with the science team

@hl1-scientist-offical

my psionic warriors. go forth and seal this booboo-bear within the earth.

#samuel hayden #doom 2016 #doom #asks #asks open

i do the finding out before i fuck around, actually. im just that good at everything i do.

#samuel hayden #doom 2016 #doom

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