prepare for the ascension of the godking doober

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold