my life is a joke

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

i am not stupid but i am anxious, which is worse

when my ten minute burst of fast replies are over and now you have to wait till next week to hear from me

im the fakest idgafer youll ever meet. im so chalant. i care more than i can put into words

unfortunately for all of us i cannot shut the fuck up

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

it's not rotting in bed it's being cozy

women with swords. men with swords. everyone with swords . you agree. reblog

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.