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i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)
poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence
i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"
TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH
this is next level
20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.
They're immortal.
They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.
They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.
They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.
They heckled the big bang.
"They say that time exists now."
"I can tell."
"How so?"
"Because this show is a waste of it!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Instant (Financial) Loss

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*strapped to a chair, staring at a screen*
Me: uhhh... white shirt
*I flail in my restraints as electric shocks race through my body*
Intercom: the oversized beige cowboy snoopy shirt was optimal for this outfit. next.
*screen changes*
Me: uhh... ummm... baseball cap
Intercom: which one?
Me: uhhh... Plain black one
*I'm zapped again, longer this time*
Intercom: the denim snoopy baseball cap was optimal for this outfit. Remember, three times in a row and you will fail the test. next.
*screen changes*
Me: *squinting through the sweat dripping into my eyes* D-dress shirt with a little snoopy over the pocket?
Intercom: good. The embroidered snoopy dress shirt shows you mean business but in a fun, approachable way. Next.
having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW
Meow
Oh to be a little orange cat curled up safely in a dragons tail.
you are a woman in a fantasy book written by a man. choose your personality trait
PETITE but super strong (defeats men easily 3x your size)
crosses arms across breasts / yanks braid in irritation
has giant sexy bazongers (that are sooooo inconvenient for archery)
"ugh, MEN" (acts in completely irrational manner)
only female character among cast of 3,000 men
see male protagonist > i must bone him immediately
written to "defeat sexist tropes" but is just written as a man instead
not like the OTHER girls (tucks hair behind ears)
damsel in distress (faints dramatically) ooohhhhh
secret methods
secret reasons

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"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s
Now, rot.
I hold your heart and you hold mine.

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Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026
I hate that I can actively Feel my body coming to pieces from lack of sleep lol