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i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

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We got TWO wholesale orders in the SAME WEEK!!!!! I’m basically a game design superstar now and any minute now I’ll be quitting my day job!

#don’t ask when our last wholesale order was lol #but seriously TWO different stores!!!!

What I'm Reading: Paradox Inc.

Paradox Inc. is a satirical and dystopian sci-fi novel by Forrest Brazeal, imagining realistic tech bros with the power of time travel. In an extremely familiar near-future, the tech industry has developed consumer time travel. Blebs, the branding for time-travel bubbles, allow anyone who can afford it to go back in time. Of course, there are limits and safety precautions, and of course, those…

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#Forrest Brazeal

Not Fictional

The other day, an acquaintance tried to be insulting about my humanities background, but it was only several hours later when I realized “you really have a degree in reading books?” was meant to be demeaning. and not a slightly-clueless question about how grad school works. Thanks to the good friends I have in my life, I simply did not register that someone might not see my achievements or care about my interests.

Not Fictional

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theunsubtleknife

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

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I’ve posted before about how my little cat makes everything better. Insomnia? No, we’re up together! Cats love hanging out at night! Feeling poorly? No, we’re napping together, with little kitty purrs.

Today I had to fix the running toilet in our terrible old fixer-upper, and my cat came running over as soon as I had the lid off the tank. Oh, we’re playing with water? Me too!

#personal #kitty friend

soggywarmpockets

And the rest of the year...?

existennialmemes

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

existennialmemes

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

unhelpfultarot

Nine of Swords reversed and The Devil

It's supposed to help you sleep, but it has some really awful side effects.

json-derulo

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

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Tyson Gill’s Where Spectres Dwell is a fantasy adventure that simply loves fantasy fiction. Ramille begins his life as an orphan with more a

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HOW’S THAT HOUSE THAT RAISED YOU? - Lev St. Valentine

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Kelly Link, 21st April 2026

One of my summer students just asked "can I talk to you? Alone?" and it was about how to get blue hair dye off her skin and dorm bathroom. How did she spot me?!? I’m wearing a blouse and cardigan, and I have greying hair in a tortoiseshell clasp now.

I absolutely know how to deal with neon hair dye explosion, but how did she know that I would know?!?!

#personal

coldswarkids

you are a woman in a fantasy book written by a man. choose your personality trait

PETITE but super strong (defeats men easily 3x your size)

crosses arms across breasts / yanks braid in irritation

has giant sexy bazongers (that are sooooo inconvenient for archery)

"ugh, MEN" (acts in completely irrational manner)

only female character among cast of 3,000 men

see male protagonist > i must bone him immediately

written to "defeat sexist tropes" but is just written as a man instead

not like the OTHER girls (tucks hair behind ears)

damsel in distress (faints dramatically) ooohhhhh

Voting ended onJul 23

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