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Puppy pinball update: These bitches played pinball in a pencil skirt and wedges.
(Ref [Img 1] for ID) We went to Belles and Chimes Toronto last night and had an absolute blast! It was so cool to get the chance to have fun playing pinball with other women. The group was so lovely and so friendly, and we felt genuinely rejuvenated by it. It was magic.
Now for the pinball part:
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She lives in there now
Hey bud, could we please have Q Paul’s drag race
yes you absolutely can
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my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant
you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system
mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto
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honestly i think the selling point of romance for me (and where it usually fails to land) is 'can i imagine these people sharing an in-joke'
like, are they in cahoots. can they laugh together. do they have a similar enough or at least complementary enough outlook that they can connect over something being funny (even if it's funny in a fucked up way! sometimes those are the best in-jokes!)
that's not necessarily true love in and of itself, but it does feel like an essential component to me
the kissing really is one of the best parts of the monsterfuckery
not to be a tonguefreak on main but like. theres so much you can do. big massive tongue that stretches your jaw. small long tongue that licks your sinuses and esophagus out. multiple tongues that worm between your lips and spread your jaws open. the shit the xenomorphs have and also the shit the yaut-ja have. tonguevipositor. helicoprion-esque circular saw tongue. tonguetacles. mindflayer or lictor type setup. all the holes in your head getting invaded by tendrils in a gross imitation of a “kiss”
A sculpture of a demon fanning the fire, located on the tympanum of the central portal of the Bourges Cathedral in France. 14th century CE
kevin smith writing his self insert character to be part of the select few worthy people in the universe is such masturbatory bullshit but at the same time incredibly funny
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hop on beatbreak we got tomboy x tomboy yuri moments and aura
The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?
tacos
pancakes
hot dogs
chicken wings
burgers
pizza
nachos
Philly cheesesteak
ramen
peanut butter & jelly
dude see if there's a [tag] nearby
I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body
I don't drink anymore (doctor's orders), but I swear by the PB&J plus a huge glass of water as a hangover preventative.
Honestly, the water probably did most of the work, and maybe this is magical thinking about my comfort food. But also, I only got hungover twice and one of those was one of the few times I didn't do the PB&J.
one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder
me if i was a koopa troopa: Someone tell this stupud.piece of shit asshole to stop wahooing and yahooing ecerywhere. I fucking hate this fucker. I hope he- Bah Bah! fucking dies
Soldier, you must understand...
There is an order to this world, and that man... that man is a part of it just as you and I are. He is controlled by forces beyond his knowledge just as you are. He is just as bound by his fate as you are by your red shell.
So rejoice, for one day he may falter. One day, he may approach you from the wrong angle or be without his precious super mushroom. On that day, soldier, on that day I want you to take action! You must continue onward! Proudly take his life! Tear him limb from limb and bathe in the crimson of his blood and hat!
For I have seen the future, and that future is bright and beautiful! That future which we daily strive for, we must never let it out of our sight!
Hey i dont mean to be an asshole but you forgot to Bah Bah! just now and its really- Bah Bah! getting to me.
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they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically
watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/
QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it
This post is no more than two days old as of June 3rd, 2026. All of these blogs were nuked in two days or less.
