why are you wearing that stupid man suit

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

i think mike carved a heart into a tree with M+W in it completely platonically and got bullied for it except at the time he wasn’t scared of loving will and stood ten toes down until ted found out and chewed him tf out for it

@yoursleepdemon

theyre so superbat but actually more Timkon vers you get?

i was js gonna tag u and say this demi omg