i'm funny, i swear

Oh you’re catholic? Name all the cats

ripley's believe it or else

Wait goofy dies in kingdom hearts ? Goofy dies ? What the

He doesn’t die. He just gets knocked out.

Then I’ll kill him myself

bethesda style “environmental storytelling” is just like, putting a corpse somewhere with a note saying “nooo ive been murdered”

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

Rasputin didnt fuck as much as those outfits

God I hate the internet so much

guns don’t kill people, horses kill people

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

good idea

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

such as?

have gay sex

This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

She has the ballie