RP blog for Original Character Maria Bloomsco. Been around the Tumblr block a few times. 18+ Only please. Please read rules and about! FC: Rachel Weisz
I've made this quick guide for the RP blog @tealeavesandthorns so that you can have a brief introduction to both Maria and my RP Rules and decide if you’d like to investigate further.
I'm not currently actively looking for new ships or writing partners. This may change but at the moment I have limited time and more than enough fabulous people to interact with.
Maria Bloomsco - Tea nerd and Bibliophile
Links: Memes / All Verses / General Bio / Headcanons /
Maria Bloomsco - Mid 30′s-Mid 40′s - Tea nerd and bibliophile
Caring, loving, fiercely loyal. Once you're Maria's friend you're family and she will go to bat for you. Maria is a passionate lady with a tendency to ramble and babble, especially when she's nervous or excited.
Maria has been over ten years in the making and so far I haven’t found universe she can't be part of! She's incredibly versatile and each universe has a tweaked and tailored version of her
I have RPed as Maria since 2013 (possibly earlier) on tumblr (with me taking a break/deleting for a while and returning now) - previous handles have included - mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp, cxffeeshxpgirl, and possible variations of those.
Below is brief rules and a brief look at mun with important links for you at the bottom of the post.
Dropping below a read more so as not to clutter!
Rules - Expanded Rules
General Rules & Guidelines - If you need any clarification or have any questions just hit me up!
General tumblr RPing rules and etiquette apply.
- Asks are always open
- Hate is never tolerated
Mun and Muse are 30+ and I would prefer to write with muns who are at very least 18+
I am AUDHD
I am UK based, run on GMT Timezone. I work 40+ hours a week have a partner of nearly nearly 20 years and a dog. This means my time here is limited.
I have written Maria since 2013 (probably earlier).
I DO NOT write on discord. I DO NOT RP via IM. I write on tumblr via posts and use the tumblr messaging system for ooc communication.
I don't need to plot necessarily but I do like to feel I have an idea of where we're going. As soon as we have that though we can jump around the time and have fun with threads and asks.
I look at every blog that follows me and make informed decisions about following back.
If you follow me first I will expect you to make the first move. If I follow you first I will make every attempt too. If no contact has been made/reciprocated within two weeks, unfollowing may occur.
I prefer to write paragraphs or multi-paragraph threads - I reserve one-liners and very short interactions for crack/seasonal things. I don’t like writing with anyone in first person (’I walked towards them’), and prefer third person interactions or dialogue.
If I reject an interaction, please try not to take it personally. I do due diligence before interacting with people and generally rejections are because I cannot see how our characters will interact, I don’t think our writing styles are compatible, or something else has put me off. Not everyone can like everything, not everyone will mesh well and that’s okay.
Please ask me before adding Maria to plots/interactions involving other characters.
I can't believe I'm having to add this to my rules BUT, going forward I am absolutely being more selective about where, who and what my writing time goes on.
I understand that life gets in the way of writing, I really do. I understand it gets in the way of being here. However, I am pretty tired of people who's repeated pattern is to reappear for five minutes and expect all the time and attention only to disappear again five minutes later. I am not going to be as invested in a ship, thread or character interaction when the threat of disappearance after plotting or starting something is looming.
For Quick Reference: Headcanons | Open Memes
A Bit About Mun:
Mun has been writing for 15+ Years and first rp'd on Tumblr in 2009/2010
Mun has Autism and potentially ADHD (a post about how this affects rping is here)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
“Start? I thought I already had a big head. Pretty sure that’s what you said last night. Or maybe it was the day before, or last week…” Horatio teased with a laugh, kissing her in the midst of her laughter because he just couldn’t resist. It was his favorite sound in the world. He loved seeing her smile, hearing her laugh. He loved her just being happy. And when she mentioned being one of those smug couples that people hated, Horatio kissed her again, then pulled back. “Who cares what anyone else thinks?” He asked, his tone gentle despite how the question may have sounded. He didn’t mean it harshly, though, and he made sure to explain that.
“All that matters to me is you. I love you, ‘Ria. I love you so much and I’m not going to hold back. I’m so fuckin’ lucky that I get to be with you. That you love me, too. Me.” He said, sometimes still in disbelief that she fell in love with him in return, that he got to be with the most amazing girl not just in their school, but in the world. “I’m going to kiss you in public, I’m going to hold your hand, I’m going to make sure the world knows, and that you know, that you mean everything to me. Everything.” He said, nuzzling his nose against hers and kissing her again, this time softer. If people wanted to talk, let them. If people wanted to think they were overly affectionate, he’d let them. Who cares if they were? It was their relationship. Not anyone else's. All that mattered to him, was Maria. All that mattered was the two of them. Maria deserved to be and feel loved, she deserved to be and feel cherished and he was going to do exactly that. Every day.
He chuckled at her Alien comment, surprised she even brought that up considering how much she hated that movie. Between the two of them, he was the one that enjoyed horror movies, but he especially liked watching them with her because of how she always held onto him. Though, now she didn't need a reason to do so. He wondered if she'd come watch Evil Dead 2 with him when it came out next year... but that was a question for another day. Right now, he was focused on breakfast.
And his eyebrows when up when she mentioned him having his fill of one thing and he knew exactly what she meant. God, he was really enjoying how bold she had become. There was something undeniably sexy about it and he couldn't help but let out a low growl as he turned his head to start kissing at her neck. "Bold of you to assume that I've had my fill." He muttered against her neck. "I don't think I could ever truly have my fill of you, sweetheart." His words came out in a low growl, lips and teeth nipping at her neck, and he'd been about to bite down when his stomach growled again, eliciting a groan of frustration from him. Then it growled again when she mentioned what she had in the kitchen.
The second she mentioned waffles, he lifted his head. "Waffles." He was quick to answer. Immediate. "Definitely waffles. Waffles and pizza." He smirked, kissing her cheek before he was sitting up in bed, then climbing out of it, stretching arms above his head with a groan. He walked over to Maria's side and held out his hand to help her out of bed. "Bathroom first, then breakfast." He figured they should probably get cleaned up and dressed first.
Maria absolutely melted when he asked her who cared. When he told her it didn't matter what anyone else thought. She knew, of course she knew that it didn't matter what anyone else thought. She'd been half joking. All she cared about was that Horatio was happy, comfortable, that he knew how much she loved him.
It was the pride in his voice though when he said about holding her, about kissing her, about holding her hand for everyone to see. It made Maria so happy, it made her so emotional. "You know you mean everything to me right." Maria said lips breaking from the soft kiss for just a moment. "For someone who reads so much sometimes I don't think I can get the words out quite like you can. You're exceptionally good at it." She let out a soft laugh then and kissed him again. "You're everything to me Horatio. I love you so much, I can't believe I get to call you mine."
Maria squealed when he started kissing at her neck with the growl, before it turned into a groan. "Horatio-" Maria breathed out as he nipped at her. He was going to be insatiable from now on wasn't he, then again Maria felt like she might give him a run for his money. Even now, being naked in bed with him, she was starting to get revved up again and she needed to calm herself down or they would never get breakfast.
"No pizza." Maria said, wrinkling her nose, although if Horatio really wanted pizza for his breakfast, she was going to be hard-pressed to stop him. "Let me go first, I don't think I need a shower but I can clean up and get... somewhat dressed whilst you're sorting yourself out." She said disappearing into the bathroom. She grabbed a washcloth and cleaned herself up a little, before heading back out and looking for something to wear. She didn't know if they were even going to leave the house today so she settled again on some sleep shorts and an oversized t-shirt that had actually been Horatio's at one point before they were together. He'd given it her after a strap on her dress had broken at school, tying it up wasn't cutting it. It was a spare in his locker for after practice. She'd just never given it back to him.
Whilst he was in the bathroom she sat down at her dresser to brush through her hair, it needed it, it was all sleep fluffy. As Maria looked at herself in the mirror she wondered if people could tell, if people would know what they'd done. If they'd be able to tell just by looking at her. She didn't think she looked any different, not really, well maybe slightly. Maybe she was glowing a little, but she was happy. Happier than she'd ever been in her life.
“I was in my teens, so not that much younger. I was still old enough.” He laughed, though he understood what she was saying. “You had a fair excuse, too. You were pregnant and from what you’ve told me, and what I’ve read, cravings can’t be helped and believe me, sweetheart,” he glanced over at her with a smile. “I am very prepared for it.” He promised, remembering her words earlier about how he needed to get used to how much she might eat or what she’d want to eat. “If you have certain cravings, I want you to tell me. Even if it is an entire cheesecake.” He chuckled, half teasing her, but he meant it. If she craved something specific, he wouldn’t hesitate to get it for her. No matter how much, or strange, it might be. Not that cheesecake was strange. It wasn’t, but he’s read about some strange food cravings pregnant woman could have.
He was prepared for all of it. A little nervous only because he wanted to make sure she was as comfortable and pain-free, as possible. Including stress-free, but so far… it hadn’t started out that way because of everything with Adam. Because of the injuries she sustained and the trauma inflicted on Maddie, also because of Adam. He was always going to have that voice, that thought, in the back of his head, telling him that he shouldn’t have left. That he should have stayed home. That if he’d just stayed, then they wouldn’t be here in this car driving home from the hospital. Maria wouldn’t be injured, wouldn’t have almost died. Maddie wouldn’t have — Horatio sighed, stopping those thoughts once again before they could spiral too much. Like Maria said, Adam could have struck a different day. They had no way of knowing. There was no changing it. There was no going back.
There was only moving forward. Moving forward together, as a family, with the addition of their baby. He smiled again, that warmth spreading throughout his chest. They were having a baby.
With that smile back on his face, and after reassuring Maria that the order wasn't at all too much, he paid and headed for home, but only after unwrapping her sandwich for her to eat. "Mhm, but I'll never tire of hearing it. You could say it a thousand times and I'll cherish every single one." He chuckled, setting the napkins on the center console if she needed them. "I love you, too, sweetheart." He wished he could kiss her right then, but he needed to focus on getting them home safe and when she moaned after taking the first bite, he grinned. "Good?" He asked, glancing over at her before turning down another street, and then another, now on her old street. He slowed down a little to give her time to eat her breakfast and when he pulled into the driveway, he waited. "We'll head in once you've finished." He said, knowing how hungry she was. He didn't mind sitting here with her until she was done. He'd sit here with her for as long as she needed.
"I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." Maria said and she'd say it a thousand times more. She smiled when he asked if the sandwich was good after she groaned because very, very clearly it was. She was absolutely ravenous and the sandwich was the best thing she thought she'd ever eaten in her life.
When they pulled up outside the house she ate a little faster because she knew if Maddie saw them outside she'd be running out. It was odd coming back to her old house like this. Their home was Horatio's house. They only ever came back here if her dad was staying, if Harvey and Alicia and the kids were staying or if it was storming and they needed to be further in land.
Maria finished up feeling a little better and a little less hangry. She imagined the food would also start to help the painkillers to work.
"Alright, let's go." Maria said, reaching across to unclip her seatbelt but relenting when she hissed because of the pain. She sighed because for a second, just a single second when she'd been eating she'd felt normal.
"You can't carry me all the way, you know the second we get in there Maddie is going to be throwing herself into your arms."
His brow rose at Maria’s texts. Goodness, he knew she was competitive, but this one really did make her fierce, didn’t it?
[text:Maria] How about we call it even and leave it at that? We both showed we obviously don’t have any kind of restraint when it comes to cake.
Going the diplomatic way, because that was what he was doing best since working behind a desk. It did have its perks sometimes.
He sucked in a breath, his gaze wandering over his desk – purposefully ignoring the mess that the rest of the cake was. A few piles of loose papers, thick files, things to put his signature on…nothing that couldn’t wait, really. There weren’t any urgent matters at the moment, thankfully.
[text:Maria] I will try. Meeting in the foyer at six?
At least he hoped he managed to get out by then. Oftentimes something came up just as he packed up and wanted to go home.
Maria laughed out loud when she read his next text. She liked the slight sting in it and she shook her head. She thought about fighting it for a minute. She thought about pressing the bet because she had eaten less but instead she decided to let it go. He was probably stressed enough and Moneypenny hadn't exactly made the bet fair.
[Text to Tesoro] We'll call it even. I'm assuming you still have your second slice because I have mine.
[Text to Tesoro] Six it is. I've got some fish in the fridge for tea.
[Text to Tesoro] You can help me carry these files home.
She finished the text and looked back at the steadily growing pile of files on her desk. She took them to the old copier at the back of the room and started to scan them in. She was trying to get it started but it wasn't working, eventually, Maria located the problem. A stuck piece of paper. The last time she'd used this had been weeks before she was off. She removed the paper and looked at it. Again it was from an old file, from some cases in the 60's. Specifically this was from mission logs.
There really was something going on here.
Maria spent the rest of the day digging out more files, things that had been put in the wrong place, finding things that had been scanned in recently. Then she copied it all and slid it all into her bag, burying the files beneath the cake and some biscuits in a shopping bag. Then she made her way up to the reception to hopefully meet Gareth at six.
“The trick is…” Gareth started, “to only use salt and pepper lightly. Just…a touch. A hint. Your grandfather never put much of it on them. You knew it was there, you could taste it, but…” his eyes narrowed, head shaking, “it didn’t take over.”
He leaned against the counter, watching as Maria took care of the eggs. She was a great cook and baker, no matter what she was claiming, even if sometimes the level didn’t quite reach that of her grandparents. But he had never complained, and never would.
His gaze shifted to Maria. She was wonderful; not just beautiful on the outside, but also on the inside. To him, she was perfect, in everything she did, everything she put her mind to. To lose that – her – would mean his death. He had lived most of his life without her already, he didn’t want to spend the rest of it without her as well.
He looked up, frowning as he thought for a moment. Actually, he hadn’t listened too closely. Too occupied with simply watching her.
“Doggy tea?” An eyebrow rose. Had he misheard?
“What…on earth is that?” Gareth chuckled. “Why would dogs need tea and…beer?”
Maria was just gazing at him for a moment as he talked about her grandfather. Just stopping what she was doing to watch him. She knew he loved her grandparents; she knew how much he loved them but it still took her by surprise when he talked about them with such reverence. It made her feel sad, sad that he'd missed out on so much time with them. Sometimes she forgot, it wasn't just the her that had missed out on time with him. Her grandparents had loved him and they'd have easily spent the twenty years after they'd been separated having Gareth in their lives.
"You're definitely in charge of the salt and pepper." Maria said going back to what she was doing.
"Hmm Doggy tea." Maria laughed at the incredulous look on his face as she finished setting the table and then moved to sit down. "I think it's more for the humans. You're having a bbq and you bring out the doggy beer so the dog doesn't feel left out." Maria said and she knew Gareth was exactly the sort of person who wouldn't get sucked into this sort of marketing. Maria on the other hand was the exact sort of person who would get sucked in because of how cute it was. "I can see the tea being good for them, depending what it's for. Then again if it's for joints or something I don't know why you wouldn't just give them the treats."
Maria picked up her knife and started to slice off the top of her egg, she didn't like tapping it. Then she licked the knife clean and started to butter her toast.
"I'm such a sucker for anything cute. It's a good job we never had children. They'd be spoilt rotten."
Horatio smiled at the groan Maria let out when he started to rub her feet, glad that it seemed to help her right away. He felt some of the tension leave her body, feeling her relax, and so he kept on with it, determined to make her relax to the point where she could rest for a while, maybe even sleep. She did always compliment his hands, telling him how good he was with them and, well, he's definitely used them during his years as a police officer, detective and a Lieutenant. Years of work in the lab, and in law enforcement in general, made them steady, precise and dependable. They needed to be when handling evidence, after all, taking the utmost care with every piece he handled.
As calloused and rough as they were from years of being used in the field, they were capable of incredible tenderness. Made evident in the way he's brushed hair from Maria or Maddie's face, or how gentle and careful he is when lifting Maddie into his arms or holding her tiny hand, or when he cups Maria's cheek or rests his hand over her belly. And even now while rubbing her feet, though there's added pressure to ensure he reaches her sore muscles and ease any and all tension within them. But he’s always attentive to her reactions, making sure it isn’t too much or too painful.
He laughed at her comment about the garbage bag and licked his lips. “If you’re trying to turn me on, sweetheart…” his words trailed off, the look in his eyes conveying the rest. Only teasing of course. But she wasn’t wrong. He doesn’t think that would actually ever happen, her wearing a garbage bag, but if it did, well, it certainly wouldn’t stop him.
He frowned a little when she mentioned Alicia being 7-8 months pregnant when the rib pain started, concern written all over his face. He really hoped that wouldn’t happen to her, not just because of her ribs already having suffered damage but because he just… he didn’t want her in pain like that. She’s already been through so much and plus, the baby being in that position, wasn’t that dangerous for the baby, too? He’d do more reading about it. It would at least help him prepare just in case it did happen. He was going to make himself knowledgable about everything he could regarding pregnancy and how to make her as comfortable as possible. “Is it dangerous for the baby? To be in that position?” He decided to ask, like the concerned man, and father, that he was.
He switched to her left foot and started with her toes and started working his way down. He smiled when she mentioned the size of their baby and how they were learning to yawn and hiccup. “I can’t wait to feel him, or her,” he chuckled, always seeming to say him first. It wasn’t intentional, though. He’d be happy as long as they were healthy, but the thought of a baby boy… he smiled to himself. They had a beautiful little girl and they had already discussed hoping to one day had a little boy. God, he couldn’t wait to find out. But he knew that was still a couple of weeks away. “Mm, I know they develop those early.” He said when she mentioned the fingerprints, grinning. That was something he did learned while on the job, though under different circumstances. “Which I’ve always found interesting with how small they are at the time.”
Keeping one hand in her foot, he pulled his other away to place it on her stomach with a thoughtful look in his eyes. “Pomegranate, hm?” He chuckled to himself. “I guess it’s a good thing we bought those fruit themed onesies.” He grinned, though there wasn’t a pomegranate one but still. God, he was so excited. So happy. And it showed in the way he was just smiling while lovingly caressing her stomach, then after a moment, returning both hands to her foot. Once he spent some more time on it, he moved to massage her calf.
"Don't-" Maria said when he said about turning him on. "That's exactly what got us into this mess." She said, gesturing to the pair of them, besides she didn't think she could sit up yet without the room spinning or her wanting to be sick.
Maria thought about his question for a minute, about everything she'd read before she answered him.
"I think it might have been when she was turning. When babies need to turn in the womb." She said her hand on her stomach. "They should be head down, butt up, before labour. So it was probably when she was turning or after she'd turned. I don't really remember Maddie turning, but then there was a lot going on. I do remember her kicking me so hard she winded me though and at one point I think she had her elbow on something." Maria told him and then something else came back to her and she was beaming ear to ear.
"You know, god, I remember the first time I saw her press her hand against my stomach and like, press her foot against it. It was really freaky. I'd read about it but I hadn't really seen it, even with Alicia and then I was telling dad in the kitchen and Alicia came in like 'Oh yeah, they do that'. She showed me the twins doing it. I honestly don't know how she coped with them."
Maria watched him with that loving gaze as he talked about wanting to meet them, about knowing about the fingerprints. She loved him so much.
"They should be able to hear you now, too, I mean, they've probably been able to for the last week or so but now they definitely should be able to." Maria closed her eyes, leaning her head back against the cushion on the couch as he moved to her calf. Then her eyes popped open when she remembered the fruit onesies.
"I completely forgot we bought those." Maria laughed. "There's literally a fruit chart in one of those baby magazines. I'm going to pull it out and pin it to the fridge." She chuckled. "Oh god, I could just eat a peach right now." Because as soon as the thought of that fuzzy fruit popped into her head Maria was no longer nauseous, now she was craving.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
this pos blog (and others like them) is randomly tagging blogs and warning them that they need to verify info... do NOT click the link. report for spam and block
Tealeaves and Thorns @tealeavesandthorns - Tumblr Blog | Tumlook