RP blog for Original Character Maria Bloomsco. Been around the Tumblr block a few times. 18+ Only please. Please read rules and about!Β FC: Rachel Weisz
I've made this quick guide for the RP blog @tealeavesandthorns so that you can have a brief introduction to both Maria and my RP Rules and decide if youβd like to investigate further.Β Β
I'm not currently actively looking for new ships or writing partners. This may change but at the moment I have limited time and more than enough fabulous people to interact with.
Maria Bloomsco - Tea nerd and Bibliophile
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Maria Bloomsco - Mid 30β²s-Mid 40β²s - Tea nerd and bibliophile
Caring, loving, fiercely loyal. Once you're Maria's friend you're family and she will go to bat for you. Maria is a passionate lady with a tendency to ramble and babble, especially when she's nervous or excited.
Maria has been over ten years in the making and so far I havenβt found universe she can't be part of! She's incredibly versatile and each universe has a tweaked and tailored version of her
I have RPed as Maria since 2013 (possibly earlier) on tumblr (with me taking a break/deleting for a while and returning now) - previous handles have included - mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp, cxffeeshxpgirl, and possible variations of those.
Below is brief rules and a brief look at mun with important links for you at the bottom of the post.
Dropping below a read more so as not to clutter!
RulesΒ - ExpandedΒ Rules
General Rules & Guidelines - If you need any clarification or have any questions just hit me up!
General tumblr RPing rules and etiquette apply.
- Asks are always open
- Hate is never tolerated
Mun and Muse are 30+ and I would prefer to write with muns who are at very least 18+
I am AUDHD
I am UK based, run on GMT Timezone. I work 40+ hours a week have a partner of nearly nearly 20 years and a dog. This means my time here is limited.
I have written Maria since 2013 (probably earlier).
I DO NOT write on discord. I DO NOT RP via IM. I write on tumblr via posts and use the tumblr messaging system for ooc communication.
I don't need to plot necessarily but I do like to feel I have an idea of where we're going. As soon as we have that though we can jump around the time and have fun with threads and asks.
I look at every blog that follows me and make informed decisions about following back.
If you follow me first I will expect you to make the first move. If I follow you first I will make every attempt too. If no contact has been made/reciprocated within two weeks, unfollowing may occur.
I prefer to write paragraphs or multi-paragraph threads - I reserve one-liners and very short interactions for crack/seasonal things. I donβt like writing with anyone in first person (βI walked towards themβ), and prefer third person interactions or dialogue.
If I reject an interaction, please try not to take it personally. I do due diligence before interacting with people and generally rejections are because I cannot see how our characters will interact, I donβt think our writing styles are compatible, or something else has put me off. Not everyone can like everything, not everyone will mesh well and thatβs okay.
Please ask me before adding Maria to plots/interactions involving other characters.Β
I can't believe I'm having to add this to my rules BUT, going forward I am absolutely being more selective about where, who and what my writing time goes on.
I understand that life gets in the way of writing, I really do. I understand it gets in the way of being here. However, I am pretty tired of people who's repeated pattern is to reappear for five minutes and expect all the time and attention only to disappear again five minutes later. I am not going to be as invested in a ship, thread or character interaction when the threat of disappearance after plotting or starting something is looming.
For Quick Reference: Headcanons | Open Memes
A Bit About Mun:
Mun has been writing for 15+ Years and first rp'd on Tumblr in 2009/2010
Mun has Autism and potentially ADHD (a post about how this affects rping is here)
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Horatio laughed when she mentioned how he sounded like Harrison in a different role and he knew exactly who she was talking about. He wasn't even thinking about Han Solo when he said it, hadn't even made the connection, until she said it. "You and Harrison Ford." He chuckled, shaking his head. He did like Star Wars, though. He liked all three movies a lot, and it was funny to think about how similar Han Solo and Indiana Jones were. Including falling in love with a woman he couldn't stand at first. "Okay, now I have to ask, even though I'm pretty sure I know the answer." He pulled back to look at her. "Han Solo or Indiana Jones?" Again, he was pretty sure he knew the answer, but he wanted to ask her anyway, just for fun.
And only after he received her answer did his lips return to her neck, asking how many kids they'd have in the future. Which she reminded him of how they'd already discussed this that morning in her kitchen and he growled against her skin at the memory. That had certainly been a morning to remember. He could barely walk into her kitchen now without thinking about that. "Eight." He echoed with a grin, pulling back to look at her again, wetting his lips with his tongue. "Mm, would take a lot of practice, but I'm definitely not complaining about that." He chuckled, what with them being very active. They were insatiable, really. They couldn't get enough of each other. "Let's see... four girls and four boys?" He started to glide his hand up and down her stomach underneath the blanket, his touch featherlight. "Or... six girls and 2 boys?" He paused. "That would be a lot of girls."
He was really enjoying this conversation and it showed. It showed in his eyes and in his smile. "We'd need a large house with eight kids... probably wouldn't have any room for books." He pressed his lips together in a tight line, waiting for her reaction to that.
"Indy." The character's name left her lips before he'd even finished the question and Maria laughed. For her, it wasn't even a contest, it was Indy all the way. He was smart, a professor and she much preferred the adventure to the sci-fi of Star Wars, even if she had sat through them all.
"I don't think get to choose what you have." Maria chuckled. "As long as they were happy and healthy I wouldn't care if it was all boys." Maria told him. "Although I would love just one little girl, who would hopefully be into girly things for at very least some of her life." Maria sighed, and when his fingers ghosted over her stomach, she sucked in a breath.
"Okay, if we could choose..... maybe 5 girls, three boys." Maria told him. "I don't know why, I just like the sound of it. What about you? What would you have?"
When he said there wouldn't be enough room for books Maria huffed.
"There will always be room for books. Even if I have to build our bed out of them." Maria told him, she knew he was teasing. "You better get working on studying then, we need a big enough house for 8, a dog, a cat and then all my books. Plus room for a basketball hoop and fishing equipment."
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βAre you crazy?β Gareth chuckled, carrying the bags into the kitchen to give the remnants of the cakes at least a bit of normality β before they were devoured for good. βI would hire someone. Besides,β he turned and walked back to Maria, an eyebrow rising β but not without grabbing one or two flyers from the pinboard, βIβm afraid I need her. She does keep the pesky politicians away when Iβm in a particularly bad mood.β And that happened quite often due to things unforeseen, and agents thinking they could do anything and everything they wanted without consequences.
Bond. It was Bond thinking he could do anything and everything he wanted without consequences. The man was the single reason aspirin producers made so much profit.
βYou know I wonβt get a heart attack if you smuggled originals out of MI6,β Gareth joked, flicking through one of the flyers. Though Mariaβs words had him look up almost immediately. Like her grandfather, he had always been interested in military history. Came with the job.
βWell, one of these days youβre gonna have to show those to me.β He smiled and held up the flyers. βIndian? Italian? What do we fancy tonight, darling?β
"Oh I'd love to see you trying to get someone at 6 to do that job. You'd have to hire someone from outside." Maria laughed, she was just thinking about Gareth trying to clandestinely go to people in 6 for the job and them all shaking their heads. A slight look of fear about them.
"You do need her-" Maria agreed with him. She didn't tell him about how Eve would text her when he was having a particularly bad day, letting her know that chocolate and tea might be needed. Gareth didn't need to know about that, and he definitely didn't need to know about the pictures Eve sometimes sent her when he was looking particularly handsome under certain lighting.
"I know you won't, but I think I'm right. If there is a mole we don't want to do anything to tip them off. This way we have everything we need and all that other stuff is put back where it belongs. If anyone asks about it being in it's proper place I can say I was tidying. Which is believable."
"Next time we have more than just a fleeting fifteen minutes for a brew, I'll pull them out." Maria told him. "I'd drop them at your desk but I don't want to distract you from your very serious job." Because Maria could absolutely see him getting lost in all those glorious bits of history for hours on end.
"I am always going to say Italian. I suppose it depends what you want? There's also that new Chinese that opened up, we had the flyer for it last week and, there was a middle-eastern, shawarma/falafel place too." She looked over at the flyers in his hand, Italian would always, always call her name. "At least we have dessert covered."
Horatio was quick to give her the most innocent puppy-eyed smile he could muster when she left his lap and chastised him. This time with his full name and he knew, he knew he was really in trouble now. But surely she'd still give him a kiss, right? Right!? There was absolutely no way she'd deny him a simple kiss. Just one kiss is all he wanted.
"No."
His face fell. She really denied him a kiss. Even with that puppy-eyed look of his, she denied him. God, she was getting so much better at resisting him and despite the feigned disappointment within him, he couldn't help but laugh because this was all incredibly amusing and entertaining. He'd just... need to do better, try harder, but at the same time he was admittedly proud of her. Proud of her staying strong and resisting his advances and he couldn't deny finding it sexy, too. She was playing hard to get and it was a challenge Horatio very much enjoyed, but the other reason it was sexy was because, well, he loved and admired how seriously she took her studies. Their studies. She was so goddamn smart and dedicated and god, he loved her. He loved her so fucking much and it was taking everything in him not to pull her back down onto her lap and tell her that.
But instead of putting distance between them, instead of punishing him by walking away, she does the complete opposite. She leaned over the table right next to him, so close that when she turned her head to look at him, her face was right there and it was taking everything in him not to kiss her right then and there. Made evident in the way his gaze flashed to her lips while licking his own, but he was trying his best to behave.
His eyes followed hers to the book, then, his brow arched when she mentioned him reading and answering the questions like she was going to propose something, like there was an incentive coming. He waited with bated breath, his heart starting to thunder inside of his chest, and when she turned to look at him again, she leaned in like she was about to kiss him and he mirrored her movement to meet her halfway, but then she stopped when their lips were only inches apart and a quiet whine left him.
"I'll sit right here, on this table, and let you have your fill."
Fuck.
His eyes went wide and his jaw fell open a little, blood surging south, making him shift just slightly in his seat. Then she was kissing him, but just a barely there peck that left him chasing after her lips and nearly falling off of his chair, looking absolutely stunned. "Holy shit, 'Ria. That-- you--" He couldn't even form a coherent sentence nor could he take his eyes away from her when she moved to the counter to start on dinner. "Fuck. Right. Okay. Um, two pages. Two pages and five questions." Horatio snapped out of his daze and immediately turned to the book, feeling extra motivated to study. And he didn't rush through it, either. He made sure to read everything, because he'd need to in order to answer the questions, anyway. He wasn't as fast a reader as Maria, but he wasn't all that slow either. So the minutes ticked by as he read, trying to will away the arousal that built between his legs because of how distracting it was and when he finally got to page 287, he looked up at his wife. "Are you wanting me to answer these out loud to you?" He wasn't sure if she'd double check the answers in the back or what her plan was, but he was ready.
Admittedly, it had taken her a little longer than it seemed to take Horatio. Horatio 'insatiable' Caine she'd started to call him in her head. During finals, graduation, the basketball games. Maria had never really stopped things from happening. Carried away, caught up and maybe because it was relief from the fullness of both their heads. She very very rarely resisted him and even now, if things weren't so important she wouldn't.
For Maria, the biggest bargaining chips weren't sex. Generally speaking they were books, food, the ability to learn. For Horatio though, for Horatio exactly what she'd just offered was the biggest bargaining chip, or rather the absence of it. She was learning the best way to get him to focus, when he was distracted, was the promise of something better to come. She wondered if it would fade as they got older, as he got older. As she got older, as her body would change with the children they were going to have. Would he still desire her so much that she could use the idea of him touching her as incentive when they were in their fifties?
Maria pulled her head back into the present. Not particularly wanting to think about that right now. About if he'd still love her then or if he'd be bored of her by then. After all that's what people kept saying, it was always in work, it was always strangers. Never her family, never him. Some of the people in her class. It was always the same 'ah young love', 'you're only young', 'we'll see', 'married! But you're so young!'. To the point it had actually started to get in her head a little.
It was only when she was away from him that the thoughts took hold, when she took one look at his face again, like now, they vanished into nothingness and she felt both guilt and annoyance at herself for ever questioning this, for ever questioning if she'd trapped him somehow.
She turned away from him and started on dinner, cutting, slicing, getting the big pot out to put everything into so it could simmer on the stove. She hummed the whole time she was doing it, singing to herself softly until his voice cut through it.
"Are you done?" Maria asked her husband as she wiped her hands on the dishcloth. "I'll ask you the questions. For every one you get right, I'll lose a piece of clothing. Get them all right, and I'll keep my promise." She said, coming over to him and taking the book off the table but not before she pressed a kiss to his cheek.
Had they been alone in the kitchen, he would've responded with something about how he could remind her of who she was marrying and why, but he refrained from doing so for obvious reasons. Though he conveyed it with his eyes and that grin on his face, the kind reserved only for her during certain moments where they were teasing and tempting one another. Now was certainly not the time for that, though, but the next time they were alone, he'd be sure to bring this conversation up. Or rather her comment about who she was marrying.
When Maddie asked if she could go, Horatio had been about to say yes, but Maria answered before him and he quickly closed his mouth, pressing his lips together in a thing line. He was glad she answered first, because he hadn't thought about how busy it might be and she had a point in saying it was an event for grown-ups, considering it was all about weddings. Seeing Maddie all sad and disappointed, though, made him sad and after Maria helped cheer her up by agreeing to still let her pick things, Horatio smiled and added, "we'll also take pictures for you. How does that sound?" He asked, figuring they were going to be taking pictures anyway if they saw something they liked and they could show them to Maddie.
That seemed to cheer her up even more, nodding excitedly. Horatio chuckled and moved over to her, cleaning up her face with one of the wet wipes first and then gently patting it dry before tickling her neck which made her erupt into a fit of giggles. "Alright, go get your glittery pens and a coloring book. I'll finish cleaning up in here and we'll meet you in the living room." He said and Maddie instantly ran out of the kitchen which made Olive jump up onto her four little paws and down onto the floor, following Maddie.
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It was near the end of the movie that Maddie had fallen asleep. They colored for the first half hour before Horatio moved to the couch and Maddie followed, sitting in between them and snuggling with them underneath the blanket. She said something about wanting a dragon like Hiccup and minutes later, she was out. Olive, too, curled up on her lap. Maria had taken little Olive into her arms while Horatio picked Maddie up into his, carrying her into her bedroom and tucking her into bed. She let out a sleepy whine as she stirred and Horatio leaned down to press the softest of kisses to her forehead, murmuring that he loved her which she mumbled sleepily in return, making his heart swell, made it felt as warmth spread through him. After Maria set Olive down next to Maddie and said goodnight to her, he turned off the light and exited the room, telling her to head on into the bedroom while he cleaned up in the living room.
It only took him about ten minutes. He folded the blanket back onto the couch, closed her coloring book and set all of the pens back into the box before he turned off all the lights and headed into their bedroom. He found Maria in the bathroom, standing in front of their sink and looking into the mirror, and he watched her for a moment, admiring her from where he stood leaning against the doorframe with a loving, affectionate smile on his face and after a moment, he moved behind her. His arms wrapped around her, hands placed on her stomach and rested his chin on her shoulder, locking eyes with her through the mirror. "Mm, you're so beautiful, sweetheart." He murmured, fingers stroking her swollen belly, lips kissing her neck once before returning his chin to her shoulder, smiling at her through the mirror. It was an incredibly intimate moment. Incredibly romantic, too. "Just a few more months," he added in a low hum. "Just a few more months until our son is here and I become your husband." His smile grew and he kept his eyes on hers. "Mrs. Caine."
There was something about watching Horatio carry Maddie that just made Maria's heart melt. It was all she could have ever hoped for when it came to a dad for her, and it was more too. The way Maddie reached for him again when he put her down and then settled when Horatio kissed her forehead was adorable.
Olive pretty much jumped out of her arms and then curled up next to Maddie on the bed. They'd also bought Olive her own little cat bed for in Maddie's room and Maddie had made her a whole castle out of cardboard and glitter and bits of paper. So she had a choice.
Maria went into the bathroom to start her nighttime routine. She always had and always would be strict about her skincare routine of a night, she wasn't particularly heavy on her make-up but ever since she was a teenager she'd used mostly the same routine. First get all the make-up off with a wipe, then wash her face with whatever face wash was her flavour of the month. Then she had a variety of serums and lotions, which had grown over the years as she'd gotten older.
Then she slipped into her pajamas. Though that was getting harder and harder so at night she'd taken to wearing a nightgown. She'd bought some new maternity ones, there were comfy ones and then there were sexy ones just for Horatio but tonight was a comfy night. Not that that would stop Horatio. Maria watched herself in the mirror, smiling at how much she was glowing, at how healthy she looked, at how different this time was. At how visible and physical the difference was.
She lit up the second he was behind her and her eyes were on his, slipping only to look at his hands on the bump.
"I cannot wait to be Mrs Caine officially." She told him. "You know we need to agree on the surname though right? Are we still toying with the double barrel, or are we going for Caine. Maria Caine, Maddie Caine, Nicky Caine and Daddy bear, Horatio Caine." Her eyes flicked back up to him then a big smile on her face. "You're going to be amazing with him."
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Maria was right. He knew she was right, and it took a while for him to get there. For him to realize, to believe, that it wasn't his fault. That he didn't do anything to deserve the punishments his father gave him. Because as a kid, you were supposed to believe that your parents were always right and for Horatio, for Ray, that was their father. He was the man of the house, he was always right, he set the rules and he made the punishments and had them believe that they were right and just. But because Ray was younger than him, because he wasn't man enough to receive said punishment, it all fell on Horatio and made sure it stayed that way by making that deal with his dad not to lay a hand on Ray, and to instead let him take responsibility for him. It was Horatio's way of protecting him and as time went on... he began to question everything. He began to question his dad and the one time he did so out loud, it made everything so much worse.
And so he stopped and it continued, but that voice in the back of his mind telling him it wasn't right, that it needed to stop, was still there and because of Maria, it grew louder. Because it wasn't just about protecting Ray and his mom, it was about protecting her, too. And she... protected him in return. Saved him.
"I know," Horatio finally said after a moment, leaning into her hand. "It's also just wishin' I'd done more to stop it, but when I tried, he.." He sighed, because they knew what happened. "And are you kidding? Of course you've helped, 'Ria. You do help. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't even be lying here with you right now." He told her and he was grateful. Because she helped more than she knew. She saved his life by telling Harvey, by telling her parents, by getting them to his house that night. He'd always be grateful for her and for her family.
Because of them, he didn't just have this moment with her, but an entire future. A life. One they were talking about at this very moment. Talking about going camping, befriending the wild animals, and now the pets and children they'd have. He smiled when she mentioned loving it no matter what it looked like and that was definitely his Maria. She always had so much love to give and share and god, he loved her for it. "I believe it. I mean, look at me, I'm scruffy looking at you love me." He teased with a cheeky grin. He looked a little scruffy right now, anyway, with his hair a mess and some facial hair starting to grow, which he planned on shaving. Then she mentioned an army of kids and Horatio hummed, brow arching. "Army of kids, huh?" He chuckled. "I like the sound of that..." he dipped his head so he press his lips to her shoulder again. "How many?" He murmured against her skin. "How many kids will we have, 'Ria?" Horatio asked, his voice quieting a little. "Three?" He started kissing his way to her neck. "Four? Five?" His lips stopped just below her ear.
She hadn't meant for him to start saying about how she helped. That wasn't what she meant; she'd meant she couldn't take away the guilty feeling he'd have. She couldn't stop it, but then maybe it wasn't meant to be stopped. Maybe it needed to be felt.
"That's definitely why I love you-" Maria said running one of her hands through his mussed hair. God, she loved him. "You know you sound like Harrison in a very different role right now." She told him because he did sound like Han Solo.
"Oh yeah, we talked about this remember.... before we ended up on the kitchen table." She blushed when she talked about that, that, that had probably been about as dangerous as this right here out in the open and she'd loved every minute of it.
"Eight." She giggled as his lips found her ear. She squirmed a little next to him. She didn't mean it, she didn't mean eight kids but still it was fun to think about, fun to talk about and she thought it might make him pause for thought.
He let out a pitiful whine when she told him that he needed to study and she was right. He did need to, but right now, he didn't want to. Not with her on his lap and in his arms like this. The best feeling in the world for Horatio Caine. He could truly hold her in his arms all day like this without wanting to move, without growing tired or bored. Some days, he wished he could. Wished they could. But given that they were both in school and working jobs on the side to keep the money coming in, doing this all day was just not possible. But they made time where they could and he was grateful that he was able to be with her in the evenings after school or work and to be able to wake up with her in the mornings. It was even better that they were able to attend the same university, thus having that little bit of extra time together.
They were both doing well in university, too, but Maria was definitely the better one when it came to studying, though he was getting better about it. Especially because of her. Just... not in this precise moment. It felt like he'd been studying for over an hour, but according to his gorgeous wife, it hadn't been that long. And he promised he'd study for at least two hours whenever he did need to study, but breaks were allowed, weren't they?
He could feel her relaxing, like she was giving in, and he was tempted... he was tempted to keep going. But he also wanted to make good on his promise to her because he was not the kind of man to break a promise. Especially to the woman he loved most in this world. He didn't want to disappoint her, either. But when she mentioned getting dinner ready, oh, he couldn't hold himself back from grinning against her neck. "There's only one thing I'm hungry for right now..." He growled against her skin, teeth just barely grazing against her neck before he, somehow, managed to pull away. "Alright, okay. You win. You're right." He groaned, his hold on her loosening, even, which was taking a lot for him to do and it was evident in his eyes. "Can I at least have a kiss before you go?" He asked with those puppy eyes of his, like she was leaving the apartment, when all she was going to be doing was making dinner... here in the kitchen where he was studying. "Please?"
Maria was doing her absolute best to not be distracting for him but apparently even just her breathing in the same space as him was distracting. She understood, to a degree, because she felt the same. It was very hard to not get distracted when Horatio was in the room. She found herself just watching him sometimes and then remembering she was supposed to be studying herself or working or doing laundry or something. Admittedly she also had a lot more restraint than Horatio seemed to, which was flattering.
"Horatio Caine!" Maria really chastised him then and when his hold loosened, she slipped away. She knew what was coming before he even started to say the words. The groan, the puppy dog eyes. He knew she was weak for them but she was desperately trying to get better to be better.
"No, but let me see this-" She said, pulling the book towards her and reading it over quickly until she found what she was looking for. "If you read these two pages.... and-" she said, turning to look at him then. Her face wasn't too far from his, though, because of where she was at the table, leaning one hand against it. "You can answer the five questions on page-" She paused again to check. "287, correctly." Then she moved closer to him so her lips were just inches from his and her hand was on his face. "I'll sit right here, on this table, and let you have your fill."
Then she pecked his lips and moved fully away from him and over to the chopping board, where she had the vegetables all ready to start on whilst the meat was marinating.
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'Cause you are loved, you are loved more than you know
I hereby pledge all of my days to prove it so
Though your heart is far too young to realize
The unimaginable light you hold inside
I'll give you everything I have
I'll teach you everything I know
With every heartbeat I have left
I'll defend your every breath
Horatio Caine and Maddelyn "Maddie" Bloomsco (@tealeavesandthorns)