.: Don't Mind Me:.

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

Gott nimm meine Periodenkrämpfe und gib sie Friedrich Merz

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers

discord has turned people into wild animals

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

if you have a bad enough sense of direction and spatial memory, all big buildings are the Backrooms. those people aren't special.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

“you’re so quiet” thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app