In The Blog Freakin It Poster Style

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis

I can't wait to be redeemed

“i shave for sensory reasons” is borderline a thought terminating cliche to me at this point. omg i’m bored let’s all examine our preferences and where they come from haha

that feeling when you're going through a security checkpoint and you remember that you forgot to leave the potentially limitless capacity for harm inside you at home 😂😂

person (non-practicing)

maybe it's time to try religious psychosis

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

ok who wants my devotion