fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us
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fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

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Umbrella Academy as textposts/tweets (1/?)
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Incorrect AKOTSK Targs (Esp Valaeron) because I have free will
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Valarr: Are you trying to seduce me?
Daeron: Why, are you seducible?
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Maekar: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Baelor: It was autocorrect.
Maekar: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Baelor: Yes.
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Daeron: Hold the fuck up.
Maekar: Excuse me?
Daeron: I said hold the fuck up.
Maekar: ...
Daeron: I’m the fuck up, hold me.
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Aerion: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Dunk: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Aerion: ...
Aerion: You mean ring bearER, right?
Dunk: ...
Aerion: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Daeron: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Valarr: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Daeron: Seize the dick.
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Aerion: What? I'm not that aggressive!
Egg: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Aerion: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Baelor: They called me the B-word.
Aerion: Brotherfucker does start with ‘b’.
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Daeron, trying to get into his husband's pants: Talk dirty to me
Valarr, in the middle of his courtly duties: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Daeron: Wha-
Valarr: The economy is in shambles.
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Aerion: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Dunk: WHY?!
Aerion: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
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Baelor: Are you busy?
Maekar: No.
Baelor: Want to do something?
Maekar: Why would you try to ruin this for me?
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(Sorry in advance)
Maekar: Didn't you die?!
Baelor: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
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Aerion: Oaf, you love me, right?
Dunk: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Valarr, who has never had any relationship experience prior to daeron trying to flirt: Hey Dae, you come here often?
Daeron: Well, it is my house so yeah?
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What a lovely, little cobbler!

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do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash
I have not done a single productive thing today
a thing

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i was normal about this man two months ago
bonus shailinin:
have more ilia textposts. bc the offseason takes a lot out of me.
Part 1
making memes about ilia's trauma is the only thing keeping me sane rn
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