Bob blinked halfway through taking a massive, deeply ungraceful bite of his creation, the sheer volume of marshmallow and Nutella instantly threatening to breach containment. He chewed slowly, his wide, innocent eyes locked on Melina as her words registered.
"The Red Room?" he echoed, his voice slightly muffled by the sheer density of the cookie. He swallowed hard, tapping his chest softly to help it go down. He didn't really know what the Red Room wasâit sounded like a very intense interior design choice, maybe a bit aggressive for a living spaceâbut the idea of a place with absolutely no sweets sounded genuinely tragic to him.
"Oh, wow. That's... that's actually really sad," Bob said, his brow knitting together in genuine, soft-hearted sympathy. He looked down at the plastic spoon in his hand, then back up at the legendary assassin standing before him, completely oblivious to the trail of blood and psychological torture associated with the name she had just dropped. To Bob, she was just a nice lady who had been deprived of basic human joys.
Without thinking twice, he reached back into his bag.
"You know, you don't have to have a sweet tooth to appreciate a good cookie," he offered gently, his voice taking on that encouraging, almost apologetic tone he used when he was trying not to step on anyone's toes. He pulled out a fresh, unblemished cookie and held it out to her on the flat of his large palm, looking at her with the eager, hopeful expression of a golden retriever presenting a tennis ball.
"I don't have to put the Nutella on it if that's too much," he added quickly, wanting to be accommodating. "Or the marshmallows. Itâs just... well, itâs a really good cookie on its own. It's got those little sea salt flakes on top? Kind of balances it out so it's not, like, aggressively sweet."
He shifted his weight, his broad shoulders hunching forward a little to make himself appear smaller, less imposing. He was entirely unaware of the chocolate smudge he had just accidentally transferred from his thumb to his cheek. "Just... you know, in case you wanted to try making up for lost time. Even just a little bit."