My Other Car is a Ford Pinto

hey, the stupid Mario brothers called. they were 9/11 first responders and they just died…

she’s going beavis with regards to giving my butt head.

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

baby shoes worn forever not for sale

have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

scientists are drinking lots of soda so they can get enough energy to see what hours come after bed time

dark souls themed pawjob for weed

American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"

Happy Halloween to all the ghouls, goblins and THE KILLER