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“IDEAS OF ANIMATIC THAT I THOUGHT AFTER HEARING A MUSIC FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THAT PROBABLY WILL NEVER GET MADE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW TO ANIMATE(YET)”

This great song

But on a nadeko animatic about her exploring her gender and slowly comes to term with the fact that maybe her love for araragi wasnt the real thing and are motivated by comphet, by her wanting to get closer to tsukihi(and ononoki after that) ,by her wanting a araragi to fill the savior role in her victim narrative and by using her “love”for him to hide away from new relationships and as something to give her some human conection without real compromis.

1-ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING THAT THE GIRL WHO FOUGHT TO BE INCLUDED IN THE ARMY OF WATERBENDERS AND BASICALLY HUMILIATED THE CHIEF OF THAT ARMY….THAT GIRL THA5 IS ALL AGAINST GENDER NORMS AND ALL ABOUT FIGHTING FOR EQUALITY WOULD BE HOMOPHOBIC??BE FOR FUCKING REAL AND STOPP MISCARACTERIZING KATARA AS AN ANNOYING BITCH JUST BECAUSE SHE GETS IN THE MIDDLE OF YOURE SHIPP

Absolutly nothing

Not even a single soul

My brain:what if instead of being productive, why we dont spend our time categorizing each monogatari arc in underrated, overrated, properly rated(everybody hates it) and properly rated(everybody likes it)???

(Yes i know this is random, my brain is just like that sometimes,anyways heres the ranking

-hitagi crab-properly rated(everybody likes it)

-mayoi snail-slightly underrated

-suruga monkey-also slightly underrated but less then mayoi snail

-nadeko snake-properly rated(EVERYBODY HATES IT)

-tsubasa cat-slightly overrated but still good

-Koyomi vamp-great but DEFINITLY OVERRATED(like people put it as one of best arc and while i think its still good, it definitly not the best monogatari has to offer, like the fanservice of hanekawa while i understand it has a point its still….too much for me)

-Karen bee-this arc doesnt have the best reputation but considering how bad it is on its own(its great build up for future arcs but in of itself its not very good)it still manages to be overrated

-tsukihi phoenix-same thing as above

-Tsubasa family-i Mean its properly rated in the sense that everybody kinda Said “meh” to it

-tsubasa tiger-this arc is already loved by many BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH.UNDERRATED

-mayoi jiangshi-properly rated in the “its good”vibe

-suruga devil:UNDERRATED.UNDERRATED.UNDERRATED LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST ARCS OF THE SERIES WHY IS NOT EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???THIS ARC IS THE BEST CARACTER ANALYSISS OF KANBARU OUT THERE AND YOUNG LESBIANS WOULD LOVE IT THE ONLY MOTIVE IT DOES NOT GET THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES ITS BECAUSE MONOGATARI FANS ARE DUMB AND ONLY CARE ABOUT THE FANSERVICE AND HYPE MOMENTS

-nadeko medusa-SAME THING AS SURUGA DEVIL BUT SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE???LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FIND NADEKO ANNOYNG????DID YOU MISS THE ENTIRE POINT???LIKE SERIOUSLY ONLY THIS BOOK ELEVATED NADEKO TO ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING CARACTERS AND MADE HER MY FAVORITE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES, IF YOU ONLY STARTED LIKING NADEKO AFTER NADEKO DRAW YOU ARE A FAKE FAN AND NEVER UNDERSTOOD HER CARACTER TO BEGIN WITH ONLY LIKING HER BECAUSE SHE BECAME MORE TRADITIONALLY LIKABLE

-Shinobu time-overrated, but not too much considering how good the ending and the shinobu backstory is,its just that it simply doesnt have a very good middle(like you could trully FEEL the amount of meandering after a while) and while mayoi death hurt,the kiss kinda broke the sadness for me considering SHE IS A CHILDand the fanservice were kinda disgusting (LIKE REMEMBER THEYRE CHILDREN)

-hitagi end-properly rated in the sense that if you did not like this arc YOU SIMPLY DONT EXIST IN THIS WORLD ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO WATCH MONOGATARI AND NOT THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO EXIST IN THIS WORLD SINCE THE JESUS WAS BORN(AND I COMPLETLY AGREE WITH THAT TAKE)

-yotsugi doll-same as tsubasa family, great build up and the themes explored are definitly interesting but at the same time the execution is just meh

-all the arcs im koyomimonogatari except of koyomi dead-properly rated in the sense that nobody talks about it and theres trully nothing to talk about here

-koyomi dead-UNDERRATED!!!like the protag DIED and yet nobody talks about it its kinda shocking(also gaen was amazing in that tale)

-ougi formula-i Mean its literally only two caracters stuck in a old classroom while one of them does that one meme of “its here where my(parentes)sense of justice died ougi”yet the conversation is SOO FUCKING GOOD and the backstory SOO STRONG AS WELL AS THE THEMES that it definitly deserves more recognition. And also ougis there and everyone knows that when ougi is the focoused caracter of the arc….its gonna be peak monogatari.UNDERRATED

-sodachi riddle-ALL SODACHI ARCS ARE BANGERS PLUS OUGI IS HERE PLUS NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THESE ARCS ONLY BECAUSE THEYRE LESS FLASHY AND MORE REALISTIC TO REAL LIFE TRAUMA.UNDERRATED

-sodachi lost-EVERYTHING I SAID ABOVE BUT SOMEHOW EVEN STRONGER HERE. plus that one scene of araragi finally deciding to not look away for things he found sad disgusting or unconfortable and the fact of hanekawa being one of the caracter to make him do this, and how that relates to her caracter development aswell and also her empathy towards sodachis as another victim of abuse OMG THIS ARC IS SOOO GOOD WTF AND THE FACT THAT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THIS ARC EXCEPT FOF THAT ONE SCENE(that i already did a post about how its not that badass moment of araragi everyone thinks it is)AND NOT THE FUCKIN AMAZING ENDING ANGERS ME!!!!!UNDERRATED

-shinobu mail-okay HOT TAKE ALERT but SHIBOBU TIME IS NOT THAT GOOD.YEAH FIGHT ME!!!while i do agree that that one scene of Kanbaru calling out shinobu hipocrisy IS ONE OF THE BEST SCENES EVER i still think that scene and shinobus coming to terms of her past in the end kinda carry and otherwise mediocre arc. I think araragis perspective of Kanbaru kinda takes a lot from her caracter(thats why i love suruga devil sooo much as it shown how Kanbaru percives herself despite how Cheerfull she acts)her sexual gags are not very funny aswell and most of the arc is spent either on that or on goose chase of everyone going “WHERE IS (insert people they want to meet)”plus im just not a big fan of love triangles….yeah i know that theyre not exactly a romantic love triangle and a i understand its importance for both araragi(He noticing he is worth shinobus love)and shinobu(letting go of the past and moving into the future after confronting both her and seishirous mistakes)but like…i dont care….araragi is already disputed and loved by everyone and harem aspects where always were monogatari kinda lost me soooo yeah.Maybe its only me but FOR ME its overrated

-mayoi hell-i Mean….i have complicated feelings….like great build up for future arcs but i couldnt get most of the teori explanation and i still dont understand gaens plan completly. For its emotional side i think araragi thinking about how far he is gone throught the story and reflecting of the worthness of all his conections is definitly very good and makes the conclusion he comes at the end of the worthness of his life even better. I would definitly say that someone with more brain power then me would think that this arc is underrated for me its definitly properly rated in the same sense of mayoi jiangshi. Its good,nobody thinks is the best shit ever but nobody thinks is the worse shit aswell…its good,

-Hitagi rendesvouz:its cute….i love how kinda of reflexive and melacholichy it feels like you can sense how much everyone has grown and you know the ending is near. Its the calm Before the storm in a sense. Also senjougahara and araragi had grown so much in theyre relationship as well its good to see al theyre effort and love pay up in something beutifull…its definitly underrated considering how beutifull this arc is but i can see why nobody talks about it seeing as its one of the quieter monogatari arcs

-ougi dark-i Mean….do i have to say anything???its the payoff of the payoff, the resolution of everything, and it trully is able to live up to all the expectations and more!!!its a fantastic conclusion of araragis adolescence and it even if everyone loved this arc ITS NEVER ENOUGH!!!!EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH SHOULD WATCH IT!!!UNDERRATED

-koyomi reverse-its a great epilogue and caracter study of araragi and not much else.,..most caracters do nothing is this arc and yet what it does with araragi is sooo good that its still manages to be underrated if a little properly rated not going into that category because not many people talk about that arc

I finished it

I finished hello charlotte episode 02

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OMG WTFFFFFFF!!!!!

“Black coded motherfuckers that only talk in riddles, are in a way part of the protagonist and are also very genderTM”

Like theres a lot of meme compilations and monogatari slander buy i have yet to see trully a vine compilation

Plus most of the jokes are about the toothbrush scene and it kinda lost the fun factor for me

Sooo im here to officially change that and show some vines i would think would really fit

Welcome to My

“MONOGATARI VINE COMPILATION THAT I WAS TOO LAZY TO MAKE INTO A VIDEO SOOO IM JUST PUTTING IT ON TUMBLR”(yes i know most of these is just the occult club ITS NOT MY FAULT IF THEYRE SOO MEMABLE OKAY???)

1-that one regina George meme

But its kaiki seeing nadekos classmates killing each other in the background

2-ononoki:daddy???

Absolutly everyone in the occult clube:DO I LOOK LIKE????????

3-araragi:kiss one another

Senjougahara:DIE FOR EACH OTHER

Shot of araragi falling

3-araragi- I WANNA BE A SPECIALIST MAN, MAKE ME A SPECIALIST MAN!!

But the specialist did not aswer he just kept on saying “people can only save themselfs”

4-nadeko, in front of the camera:ANNIE THAT YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE, ANNIE THAT YOU OKAY WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU OKAY ANNIE

While ononoki appears in the background holding a trash can and hitting it on the rhytm of the music, never showing a change in expression

5-the specialist holding a camera and singing “two broooooos chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause theyr not gay”to a scene of oshino and kaiki chilling together in a pool

6-araragi:hey how much money do you have

Shinobu: ahhh,sixty nine cents

Araragi:you know what that means right??

Shinobu:….that i dont have enough money to buy mister donuts

7-scene of hanekawa mixing some kind of soup

Araragi:thats what the Sound of good p*ssy sounds like

Hanekawa:WHAT???ARARAGI KOYOMI COME BACK THIS INSTANT

8-image of the specialists putting a sleeping kaik into a floating bed and pushing it into a lake

Kaiki, waking up:AAAAAAAHHHHH,

Proceeds to fall into the lake while the rest of the specialist laugh

9-araragi to hanekawa:I DONT NEED FRIENDS, THEY DISAPPOINT ME!!

Proceeds to do a edgy pose

10-all monogatari caracters except for maybe the specialists and ononoki and hachikuji:and thats why nobody can hate you more than already hate yourself!!😁😁😁😁

11-hanekawa:ougis soooo annoying like

Ougi teleporting from out of nowhere:IVE HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME

Hanekawa:AHHHH

12-Ougi randomly:IVE HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME BUT YOU DIDNT THINK THAT I COULD HEAR IT, BUT HERES THE THING

13-araragi walking with a plate

Ougi:BOOO

Araragi:WHAAA, I ALMOST DROPED MY CROASSAINT

Ougi silently laughing in the background

14-Araragi after almost being eaten by the darkness:HURRICANE CATRINA??MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLAA!!

15-Kanbaru and araragi in a car in front of a defective target sign

Araragi filming

Kanbaru:WELCOME TO T-T-T-TARGETTTTTT

Araragi plays the buzz Sound

16-Kanbaru:im here at krispy cream

Do a summersault and destroy the krispy cream sign accidentally

17-ougi(or nadeko medusa form i could decide)slipping on a stairs corridor

“Were all going to hell….bybyeeee”

18-nadeko, in front of a camp full of stabbed snakes:LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!!!!(snakes)

19-rouka drinking a transparent liquid

Kanbaru:hey bro can i get a sip of that water

Rouka:its not water

Kanbaru:VODCA I LIKE YOUR STYLE

Rouka:its vinager

Kanbaru:what

Rouka:its vinager.YOU COWARD

Absolutly nothing

Trully absolutly nothing

REALLY NOTHING

my brain randomly:hey if were shown the coffins of the other caracters in utena what would they be like???

(Yes this is just an excuse to talk about my utena coffin headcannon here, judge then

Sayonji:its a gigantic metal box, just like the coffin of steriotypicall church, except that is all covered by white tissues just like the ones touga put in his hand

Miki:its a gigantic piano with garden like elements are growing outside, yet he cant see it because he is inside the piano, being hurt by the internal gears of it

Juri:Okay this one might be obvious but its a gigantic version of her pendant where she is blindfolded and tied to a chair while water fill the insides of the pendant

Nanami:its the same cat box in which she sent the cat to die, but its slowly shrinking, and its also filled with hundreds of old cellphones, all ringing at the same time

I DONT KNOW HOW MANY OF YOU ARE ANIMATIC FANS, ITS VERY POSSIBLE IM THE ONLY ONE

BUT HEAR ME OUT

THIS(or any therefore you and me animatic really, i just chose this one because its my favorite)ANIMATIC

BUT ITS ABOUT OUGI AND ARARAGI