fifty-thousand volts

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

#i didn’t want to reblog this bc i haven’t seen rick and morty #but in this context it makes perfect sense

Shoutout to fat girls in the summertime. Shoutout to fat girls who wear jeans even though it’s 90 degrees because they don’t like the way their legs look. Shoutout to fat girls who wear a t-shirt to swim because they don’t like the way people look at their stretch marks. Shoutout to fat girls that only wear dresses with sleeves because they don’t like that their arms aren’t perfectly proportioned. Shoutout to fat girls who wear cardigans with button-downs because they don’t like the spaces between the buttons buckling because of their boobs. Shoutout to fat girls who don’t care about any of that stuff and wear whatever they want. Shoutout to fat girls who don’t want to care about that stuff, but do anyway. Shoutout to fat girls who have to work very hard everyday not to care about that stuff. Shoutout to all fat girls in the summertime. You’re all absolutely fantastic and you’re doing fine. Be patient with yourself, you deserve it.

i like this meme now

i hate this season so much i love it but i detest it im TIREDT but can not get enough i hate it

‘green onion garnish’

After Natalie found out that the women in the house were talking shit about her behind her back she went out of her way to be even friendlier towards them. Despite initial awkwardness, she had the longest conversation I’ve ever seen her have with Zakiyah. She also complimented Michelle a bunch and hung out with the ladies in the hot tub. She really is out here trying to kill ‘em with kindness, huh?