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When??? You were never romantic. 

Ah, glad to see my efforts have passed by unnoticed then. Do you want something to drink? 

I wish you were romantic with me at least one. [sex]

I was plenty romantic with you when you still lived here. [goes to get a drink since he did so good and deserves a reward]

You have to ask me nicely.

I just did. [takes the D out]

Okay no dick then. Should we play scrabble?

God, you suck so much. Get naked. 

No because this is your fault, you seduced me.

You can’t sleep with anybody else while you sleep with me.

Alright. Same goes for you then. That includes your current whatever-he-is. 

Let’s not talk about Dan unless you want me to leave.

[rolls his eyes]

No that’s gross.

Let’s be real. It can’t be grosser than going out with Dan.

How do I know you don’t have other fuck buddies?

[frowns, ready to kill Taylor] Do you?

Well if I gave you such heartbreak why do you want to be my boyfriend?

Because I have suicidal tendencies. 

I’m not! I don’t like to be only a fuck, I don’t want to think of my marriage that way.

If you were just a fuck I wouldn’t have married you and let you shorten my life by 20 years with all that heartbreak. 

We were married, do you think that’s all we were? Fuck buddies??

I never said fuck buddies. I asked you if you were my boyfriend. Stop trying to start a fight. 

You just said we meet up and fuck, does that honestly sound like a relationship to you? Fucking?

Sounds like most of the relationships I’ve had. But no, other than you I’m not seeing anyone, to answer your question. 

What?

We meet on a regular basis and fuck. That’s pretty relationshippy to me. 

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?

I’m not sure. Are you my boyfriend?

Yeah a little. [moves to sit on the edge of the bed] Are you dating?

[laughs] What are you talking about?

[sets Akemi down for to sleep, and then comes into Dominic’s room] So…hi.

[puts his laptop away] Hi. Happy?