"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

take your wedding ring off that's literally fetish gear and you're wearing it in public you disgusting freak nobody wants to see that

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

*aborted baby voice* I would've been the third founding member of TPUSA... if you'd kept me...

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

People realise that if you dont show some level of basic respect to fan artists and fanfic writers they will just stop sharing their art right