zfeeling this.

So, here’s the thing. While yours truly got her own ass covered, there’s a couple of extras I could totally do with and am willing to trade for. So, if you’re in possession of fresh or frozen raspberries, decent toothpaste, massage oils, booze, kiwis, coconut oil or good quality hair conditioner, hit me up and we’ll work something out.

I can get you all kinds of alcohol if you say pretty please.

Anybody been to the docks out east to see what kind of shit’s there? Surely not all the containers and crates are broken into. Been thinking about getting a recon party out there, maybe finding some shit to help people stay warm. Stay fed. Entertained, if we’re lucky. 

If you still need some extra hands, I’m game. This kind of shit is exactly what I asked santa for Christmas.

To whoever tried to tap the power line of my apartment building and managed to bust the entire thing – congratulations! You’re the stupidest person I’ve come across in weeks and I hope you choke on a massive, hot-sauce covered dildo. Might just keep you warm!

Dude, you got two places to choose from and you’re still acting like a bitch because some guy wanted to keep warm? Rich people are fucking assholes.

Not gonna lie, I kinda expected more people to be at each other’s throats lately, but you know– I’m kinda diggin’ the quiet. Gives me more time to focus on the volunteerin’ and shit I’ve been doin’. Plenty-a shelters out there need helpin’ hands, if you guys haven’t wandered out there yet. It’s not too bad, now.

Eh, might as well get my hands dirty. Like like I have two shits to donate anyway. You think they need people to carry stuff around or whatever? I’m not super great with people. Not sure if quiet’s a good thing, tho. Too close to complacency for my taste.

Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?