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@dolphindad
Sir.
Do you not realize you are speaking to a god?
Your insolence won’t net you any blessings, you know. Perhaps you should put piety a little bit ahead of personal greed?
Come now.
Make an offering to me.
Too bad I don’t believe in gods. You’re not the first guy to so boldly proclaim he is one in front of me.
[He tosses him a hot pocket. Think fast, Daddy.]
Consider this a neighborly gift. If you want more, you’ll have to buy your own.
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Oh? But you have so many. Isn’t it more pleasant to share? And I meant to ask what they are, what they are made of…they smell of bread and zesty things…
Surely you wouldn’t mind sharing just one or two with a friendly neighbor.
You’re right. I could share them and I think I will... with my partner.
[He gestures to Kakyoin, the only other who is permitted to partake in his stash of snacks.]
But if giving you one will get you out of here, go ahead. I’ll give you one.
…My, those are curious things you have there! Might I ask what they are?
-Dad battle.-
They’re mine. That’s what they are.
[Father fight.]
dolphindad started following you
-You have encountered one (1) bear.-
[He holds the hot pockets close to his chest like he’s cradling a newborn child.]
[Who left all these perfectly good Hot Pockets out?]
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-THAT’S FOLLOWED BY A PUNCH.-
[He doesn’t block or punch that one.]
[He fully accepts this in silence knowing he damn well deserved it.]
-The World throws a fucking knife at him immediately.-
[Star Platinum Requiem is more than ready to catch it. Maybe a little too ready. How many knives have you had thrown at you in your life, Jotaro Kujo?]
Alright, alright I’ll cut back on the jokes. Nice throw.
Alright, I would have felt mildly guilty with you bringing these gifts home and having to deal with being stabbed, but after that pun it’s completely fair play.
-She’s taking the gifts anyhow.-
Well, now that you’ve given away that I can expect something somewhere in the near future, I don’t think I’m really all that worried about it. I don’t expect any injuries, but whoever decides to attack me is more than welcome to take a stab at it.
Why, thank you, Jotaro. You are very kind!
By the way, happy Switchblade Day. Please be on your guard.
‘Switchblade Day’?
I can’t say I’m too surprised you would celebrate something like this. You are and always have been... pretty sharp.
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I only went by to drop off flowers and see how my mother was doing, but she ended up talking my ear off for hours and making me stay for dinner...
Anyways I brought things for all of you. Apparently she did clothes shopping and couldn’t keep it in until the next holiday.
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[Dad is home. He’s looking somewhat exhausted as he returns at a relatively late hour, carrying what appears to be a number of gift bags.]
#What will it take? Do you want an increase in allowance?#I’ll take you out weapon shopping?#Ice cream?
Well, since you’re offering…yes, yes, and yes.
-She makes a lips-zipping motion.-
-Still yodels Love-chan, but more gently. Softer yodeling.-
It’s a deal then.
I expect you to arrange when you want the aforementioned.
…………..
-Grasps Love-chan. Flops into bed with. Huffs and grumbles into puma fur.-
-Maybe wiggles Love-chan to yodel her, just to make noise, just to spite him.-
...Dio. Dio, please.
You’re being unreasonable.
Well if we’re going to all be awake and loud, I guess this is a good time for Noriaki and I to go into the bedroom and practice adult activities.
It’s 2 AM and a school night.
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-It’s simply best to assume that he knows and just make plans. Evasive maneuvers.-
-Perhaps he could. Just leave Hot Pockets out. Actually buy them en masse as a distraction.-
[You might do well with the Hot Pocket plan. You know it is a most effective weakness, just as any shitty microwaveable food that requires minimal effort is. You could probably even distract him be requesting he goes out to pick up fast food or something. Send him on a date with Noriaki? You have options, Dio.]
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-Should he bring it up? No. The less preparation Jotaro gets about this, the better. Let him live. He’s the good egg.-
[There he is, still awake as usual. He has no idea? He probably has no idea. Then again, he might already know. He has a tendency to simply... know these things. Look how calm he is. Absolutely unsettling.]
