Sir.
Do you not realize you are speaking to a god?
Your insolence won’t net you any blessings, you know. Perhaps you should put piety a little bit ahead of personal greed?
Come now.
Make an offering to me.
Too bad I don’t believe in gods. You’re not the first guy to so boldly proclaim he is one in front of me.
[He tosses him a hot pocket. Think fast, Daddy.]
Consider this a neighborly gift. If you want more, you’ll have to buy your own.

















