Kono Dio dawa!!

Of course I have? Why would I ever not be?

Good. If you haven’t, then I would have to kill you where you stand.

It happens to the best of us?  No, he’s a historical figure, more or less.

I see...

...

Is he also a vampire or something? Or...?

Oddly familiar. But will disregard. For the moment at least.

“Memeko has been, asked to pick up another workload. Hence why I am here, among others.”

“Including the one in the pyramid.”

I see. They always have her doing curious th--

Hmmmph, I suppose… though I still don’t like it.

I am not afraid of a curse, nor an entity. I could lay it flat without even breaking a sweat.

[She shows her teeny tiny Deadly Fists.]

But… I won’t, if you won’t. Simply know that I could.

Hmm...

...

I suppose my brother can always heal you if you get messed up? Or...we could ask other-me to bring you back if you die.

...

“Then I shall not. The evening bell need not toll.”

“I am a spirit, of sorts. But this is not a costume. Simply the form that I have elected to take.”

“It is indeed very effective in causing alarm.”

“Who are you?”

-She definitely is not some type of crazy AU version of Ozymandias, certainly not.-

I am Dio.

-But she says her name like she is.-

Oh? Is that so…

[She glances back towards the pyramid, eyes narrowed. Does she feel a mild stab of resentment? Maybe. Just a lottle.]

It’s out of place, that’s for damned sure.

…

Would you like to throw rocks at it with me?

It might be a world heritage site, Ronnie. I wouldn’t dream of defacing it in such a way. 

Besides, there’s something...unnerving about it. As if it housed some cursed entity that we shouldn’t awaken, much less provoke. 

.........

Oh thank god, you see it, too.

What sort of money does the master of that house even make? It’s obscene. These damned rich pigs. Pigs, Dio. Fockin’ pigs.

[What an unladylike tongue.]

Normally I’d agree with you, but this isn’t a matter of wasteful ostentatiousness. There are, as a matter of fact, a number of strange and otherworldly beings attracted to that girl for...reasons I do not and care not to know. 

-SHRIEK.-

[Honestly, when isn’t Ronnie a certified babby. Think about it. Tantrums? Check. And that’s about it. Babies Don’t Usually Brandish Knives, Right]

Yes–I’ve been in this place before, but it’s too loud. And they don’t have you here, which makes it far worse.

… they have Jojo around, but…

I would rather be in your company.

They are rather loud, aren’t they? I haven’t strayed here too much since I don’t care for such boisterous crowds. But I have to say I’m curious about what exactly is going on here.

I mean, look at this.

-She gestures towards the pyramid.-