it just suggests a guy's mysterious side

Oh, thank you.

[He’s grateful for the help especially since given the opportunity he definitely would have tried to carry it all on his own, no matter how much of a disaster that could have been. Once they’re all settled in and he’s got everything ready, he doesn’t hesitate to take hold of a hamburger and hold it up in offering.]

Here! I invite you to take the first bite. Please tell me what you think.

-He’s leaning in to take a bite, holding a hand under said burger to make sure nothing drops or no mess is made.  It’s--he’s shocked?  He expected it to be just a merely passable hamburger, but...-

It’s actually--it’s wonderful?  Having them homemade actually does wonders--and I know you’ve helped Noriaki but...

-Sends a picture back with himself covered in all five.-

-FIRST IT SMASHES ITS FACE INTO YOUR HAND, THEN IT ROLLS OVER. Then it bites.-

-Gently.-

-THEN YOU ARE BESIEGED BY ITS BROTHERS. FAREWELL, DIO.-

-Rest in pieces, Dio, you’ll be missed.-

-Actually he’s enjoying it.  He doesn’t mind?  He lived with a mountain lion up until now, and that’s not including whatever animals Jotaro inevitably had around.  He’s fine with big cats just climbing onto him.-

How fearsome you five are.  

Yes, let’s! I’ve worked so hard today I hardly had a chance to eat so I’m excited to try it myself. I hope you can give my food a suitable rating.

[He’s absolutely giddy and… still has forgotten about the apron, so it looks like it’s here to stay. Never has he been so excited about someone trying his cooking before; he’s a speedy little thing about getting their food and securing a good spot to sit where they (hopefully) won’t be disturbed.]

-He’s glad the apron is staying.-

Here, let me help...

-He’s grabbing what else Horikawa might need help with.  Only so many hands on a wakizashi?  He’s careful not to sneak any bites until they’re laying out their impromptu picnic a little off the beaten path.  The giddiness is cute?-

Not at all! I mean, I wouldn’t mind a moment alone with you!

Under the stars… eating a home-cooked meal… it sounds romantic to me.

it does, doesn’t it?

I really hope you enjoy it! I’ve always liked cooking, but never got to do it until I came here. I’ve learned a lot from Mitsutada-san, so I really hope it shows.

Shall we get our food and go sit somewhere together?

-He’s quick to give a nod.-

I’ll help carry it out--it’d be a shame to let the night go to waste now that it’s finally starting to cool down a bit.

[He forgot to take his apron off, but don’t mind him he’s looking absolutely overjoyed to present his hard work.]

Ta-daaaa!

I made hamburgers! I wasn’t sure what to make, but I wanted it to be special so Master suggested it. I did my best to make it all correctly. Afterwards there is peach or cherry pie with ice cream as well!

-The apron can stay on.-

-Here he is--and he’s genuinely surprised at the display in front of him.-

Ohhh. Right, I remember now, sorry ‘bout that.

Honestly, an easy mistake to make.

Yoshitaka; Nagamasa would be his son with Master. I’m sure you’ll get to see both during your stay here! Kurodan-san visits Master much more frequently now.

[His face goes a bit pink at the praise for all his hard work; he’s certainly glad it didn’t go unnoticed after how much time he had spent removing practically everything to make sure nothing was left untouched.]

Please, you don’t need to worry so much! If you tidy up too much I won’t have anything left to clean. It is your vacation, so I want you to enjoy yourself and not worry about too much. Doing chores and things is sort of routine for me… so I don’t mind at all.

Oh?  Well that makes sense for him to be centered here if his son and his wife are here, I suppose.  I’ll go talk to your master herself since she’s allowing me to stay here.

Regardless, it’s rude not to assist if I am going to be living here with you.  Speaking of, I have something that is a bit delicate with me that I didn’t want to leave back at home...

-His hand going down to the entire suitcase with him.-