All rocks go to heaven !

i hate that the common trope with vampire romance is an old ass immortal man falling for a teenager, like find yourself a milf like the rest of us bro

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

I found my senior quote.

Give Hozier acknowledgement for his contributions to the music world, you cowards. He traveled all the way from the underworld and through the forest to sing to us. The DISRESPECT

the forgotten dewey

you deserve this look if you do shit like that

republicans will be like “pull yourself by your bootstraps” and then make fun of AOC for having been a bartender

that’s because that’s not the Republican approved way to pull yourself by your own bootstraps, which is getting millions of dollars in stock from your parents