wooo

You have to call the school and tell them I’ve got polio

oh god...oh fuck... *yearns*

have people in horror movies never seen a horror movie

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

this cryptid 

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

i remember??? those dog stuffed animals that you’d get in happy meals. i rly miss those omg

it’s funny how there are just like.. human sized seagulls right now, alive and on earth, and no one seems to realize and/or care