don't mind me

it’s so nice to see people join together and work towards a common goal

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

the best pokemon professor is elm 100% he gets robbed by a 10 year old and his instinct isnt call the cops at first its call another 10 year old

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

god pigeons have such good coos. theyre like horoorororo. i love it. it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far, far too long. horoorororo

this looks like something a pokemon npc would say

I love Pidove’s call, don’t you? Horoorororo! *trainer battle guitar riff*

He ain’t have to do that

He did it anyway

When bald people wash their faces how high up do they go

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful