shitposting hell

My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder.

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

i love this post bc people always tag someone else and that other person is always like “shut up i hate you”

protect her

we’ve explored more of space than the ocean….

Are there any links to this like ????

It’s bloody and has numerous wounds. It is believed that It got into a fight with something bigger

this is a portent

NOT EVEN SURPRISED IT WAS IN INDONESIA

I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THIS OKAY

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

there are people who sit down…..they sit down and they say “i have to do this thing i don’t want to do.” and they do the thing. they fucking do it. like what the fuck is up with that