thousands of goats

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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if you’re butch in public you’re showing kids what kind of woman they can be. you’re a marvel and an open door. you are something they might have thought was impossible. you are the proof little butch girls need that they can exist grown up and happy and handsome without changing a single thing

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

i need something romantic to happen to me like right now

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

You live in a universe where the better you get to know someone the less blurry their face becomes. Your bestfriend’s face has been clear since you started elementary school but during your seventh grade year, you realize that it’s getting more blurry

no offense but im going to get better and im taking all of you up with me

I’m drunk and this fucked me up