*snrrfsnrfssnrfsnrfsnrf*

you're so cool

Lgbtq

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head