you already know wtf is going on

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

Reblog to shrimp check your mutuals

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

ive had this queued for exactly one year

Translator? Why not trans now?

My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.