lately i've been crying ,

In love with the concept of characters with insanely specific moral compasses. Like those who’ll kill people all day but be kind to animals, or torturers who refuse to work on women and children, fighters who are willing to maim but not kill their opponents, vigilantes who will finish an opponent off if asked but won’t kick them when they’re down, righteous people who will happily kill but would stop someone from committing suicide, robbers who refuse to steal from old or disabled people, hooligans who’ll shoplift but not jaywalk, enforcers who’ll rough people up but protect someone being assaulted, just people with lines they won’t cross that feel sort of arbitrary considering what else they’re perfectly fine doing.

dating an assassin is great until you keep having to ask them to remove all of their weapons - i said ALL of your weapons - during sex

i’m entirely capable of being a fucking nightmare.