salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

That makes it WORSE

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

Yeah I'm just not doing that. I don't need the job that much.

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

haha, what'd you say? i wasn't listening. oh hey an egg

“did you check the weather” girl its literally march. you cannot predict the weather in any way that matters.

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*