well, this is awkward.

Friedrich Kunath (b. 1974, German artist)

“Storms Never Last”, 2023

Oil on canvas, 121.9 x 97.8 cm.; 48 x 38 1/2 in.

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

fanfic that I like

Here you go, another Ash Lynx portrait!!! ✨

magnanimous—highly moral, especially in showing kindness or forgiveness, as in overlooking insults or not seeking revenge

magnificent—impressive to the mind or spirit

majestic—impressive or beautiful in a dignified or inspiring way

Going to add to this post every time he drops a new malapropism.