An April Fool's Day tribute to my favorite show. Comic is CRIT by Tangent Artists https://www.instagram.com/p/B-c08uejbep/?igshid=15mr2ab8n4c89

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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$LAYYYTER

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noise dept.
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occasionally subtle
todays bird


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cherry valley forever
KIROKAZE

@theartofmadeline

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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An April Fool's Day tribute to my favorite show. Comic is CRIT by Tangent Artists https://www.instagram.com/p/B-c08uejbep/?igshid=15mr2ab8n4c89

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This is how we do April Fool's Day 'round here. :) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-c01wPj7QL/?igshid=1s5ukmvdgua0f
This Tarot deck is weird, yo. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-P7ZVDgI4e/?igshid=1rbrgwahdmuqa
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"This painting was salvaged from the paint flood of '09. As you can see, the damage reached up to four feet, but we just couldn't part with this picture of meemaw."
Every #%*$ing day. Via @themomsnetwork
Mom? Are you ANGRY?

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Look out!
@the-last-teabender
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Let's play HOLIDAY MOVIE MAD LIBS!
Looking at all the mediocre Christmas movie descriptions on streaming, and I'm noticing a distinct pattern to these:
A) __(name)___ is a ___(occupation)__ who hates Christmas! Now when a ___(disaster)__ grounds Santa's sleigh he/she has to ___(verb)__ the spirit of giving and save Christmas!
B) ___(silly name)__ is a __(cute adorable animal)__ with the spirit of Christmas but when ___(democratic/republican-slanted stereotype villain of choice)__ threatens the town’s Christmas __(noun/s)___, he/she has to __(verb)__ the spirit of giving in their ___(type of community)__ and save Christmas!
C) __(Name)__ is a lonely ___(occupation)__ who doesn't want to spend another holiday alone. When they ___(verb)___ a __(noun)__ to find a date for Christmas, they never expected ___(something stupid)__ to happen. Can he/she find the one and save Christmas?
(x) my favorite part of this image is the flame-skirt #demonfashion
Hail Mary, full of grace, punch the devil in the face.
Hail Mary, full of grace, blessed are thou amongst women and blessed is your fist that punches the devil in the face, holy Mary mother of face-punching pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of our death, ka-pow.
Her expression is the best. “I TOLD you. You don’t mess with mama!”
Okay, ladies. Your turn.
MICHELLE: …AND THAT’S WHEN IT HITS HIM.
JILL: WHAT HITS HIM?
MICHELLE: SPRING-LOADED TOILET SEAT.
JILL: GURRRRLL *LOL*
MICHELLE: IT’S COOL. HE’S TOTALLY GONNA BLAME JOE. #MillandJill
MICHELLE: Okay, honey. You’ve made your show of support. You can stop clapping now. JILL: Okay. MICHELLE: Seriously, you can stop. JILL: I just like clapping.

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Okay, ladies. Your turn.
MICHELLE: ...AND THAT’S WHEN IT HITS HIM.
JILL: WHAT HITS HIM?
MICHELLE: SPRING-LOADED TOILET SEAT.
JILL: GURRRRLL *LOL*
MICHELLE: IT’S COOL. HE’S TOTALLY GONNA BLAME JOE. #MillandJill
Thought we could all use this right now.
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Please, Lord, let these women help stem the tide.
Pretty much my day today.
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

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