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“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

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immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

vonlipvig

wordle: my wife of many, many years. simple, but reliable. knows that no matter what, i always come back to her.

connections: my mistress, exciting and unforgettable. a definite thrill, but puzzling, keeps playing with my head.

mini crossword: the woman i see on the train every day, our eyes meeting before she disembarks. alluring and promising, but fleeting.

strands: coworker i fuck in the storeroom, only to regret it later. weird, probably drunk. very flexible.

strange-aeons

enjoy! <3

whenever I interact with someone and i know I said something that didnt land I hear the wii gutterball sound effect

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if yall didnt support me at my pee you dont deserve me at my poo

i dont want to use dating apps i wanna swim in radioactive goo

#love #yearning

grlbts

Berlinde de Bruyckere - Into one another to P.P.P. (2010) Wax, epoxy, iron, wood, glass

getting hot out there who tryna pull up to the goo lagoon haha im just kidding guys

I need her like a Midwest emo singer needs zyns

#yearning #yearning hours

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

shirahoshiumi

Finished[ish] reference sheet for Halt! Ive always loved the idea of the oakleaf being more like a coin hanging around the neck rather than a full oak leaf- so i did that instead

Also apprentice Will and Halt hug bcs I love them

neenarchive

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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You got the generational warriors soul, fella. Tough, you are.

I need a woman to be disappointed in me

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me n my wife are magical girls who fight crime except I don't have a wife and I just pick fights with people on the street

#love

I want a wife so I can ruin her day with corny jokes it's all I want

#yearning

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