Doctor Chakra

I’m real? I’m gotdamn alive?

…crime.

NO!

ME AS A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR

You fools. That’s the ghost!

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

I KNOW it’s the ides of march, but in order to practice safe social distancing I’m sorry to say that you may want to to consider not getting together with 22 of your closest friends to stab your local least favorite politician

He has been contained

But for how long

You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.

I jump out of the window. Is it the ground floor? Is it the penthouse on a skyscraper? I don’t care, I already jumped.

I run to the window and look down at your lifeless corpse. A tear rolls down my cheek as I whisper, “what would we be doing if I were down there with you right now aha”